DMV

[00:16.07] I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it "D-M-V"
[00:20.11] Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
[00:24.06] Stood there and I've waited, and choked back the urge to scream
[00:27.88] And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee
[00:31.49] Call it pointless
[00:35.08]
[00:47.67] When I need relief, I spell it "T-H-C"
[00:51.20] Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
[00:55.43] I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
[00:59.01] As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy
[01:02.91] Call it pointless
[01:07.88] Pointless
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[01:42.70] Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
[01:46.55] There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
[01:50.45] Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
[01:54.35] Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs, and trips to DMV
[01:58.15] Call it pointless
[02:03.48] Pointless
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[02:37.62] I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it "D-M-V"
[02:41.63] Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
[02:45.03] I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
[02:49.08] And if I had my druthers, I'd screw that chimpanzee
[02:52.83] Call it pointless
[02:55.70] Pointless
[02:57.62] Pointless
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