Joni: LA's No. 1 Health Goth

You wish you were
Like her, like her

Joni is a punk babe, Joni is the 2nd wave
Joni is a black jean jacket, Joni's in the first band
Joni has a cool hand, Joni knows the problem is systematic
Joni cut the door line, Joni doesn't have time
Joni lights a dart on stage, Joni's on a juice cleanse
Joni doesn't need friends, 'cause Joni's got the whole room trained

You wish you were
Like her, like her

I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you

You wish you were
Like her, like her

When Joni's on a first date
Joni gets to third base
And when you wake up Joni's long gone
Now Joni's at the desert house
Where only Joni sings loud
'Cause Joni never wrote a bad song

You wish

I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you

Joni got a brand new mullet
Fast and cool as a silver bullet and
She's on yr couch
And she wants you to pull it

I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you
You wish you were
Like her, like her