Too Drunk To Fuck

[00:08.96] Went to a party
[00:11.12] I danced all night
[00:13.52] I drank 16 beers and I started up a fight
[00:18.23] But now I am jaded
[00:20.41] You're out of luck
[00:22.87] I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck
[00:28.72] I'm too drunk to fuck
[00:31.03] You're too drunk to fuck
[00:32.93] Too drunk to fuck
[00:34.98] I'm too drunk, too drunk
[00:36.45] Too drunk to fuck
[00:38.64]
[00:41.59] I like your stories
[00:43.74] I love your gun
[00:46.29] Shooting out cop tires sounds like loads and loads of fun
[00:50.87] But in my room
[00:53.18] Wish you were dead
[00:55.58] You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead
[01:01.20] I'm too drunk to fuck
[01:03.53] I'm too drunk to fuck
[01:05.47] Too drunk to fuck
[01:07.46] It's all I need right now
[01:08.97] Too drunk to fuck
[01:11.13]
[01:33.81] I'm too drunk to fuck
[01:36.14] You're too drunk to fuck
[01:37.92] Too drunk to fuck
[01:39.97] I'm sick soft gooey and cold
[01:41.51] Too drunk to fuck
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[01:51.25] I'm about to drop
[01:53.38] My head's a mess
[01:55.73] The only salvation is I'll never see you again
[02:00.39] You give me head
[02:02.55] It makes it worse
[02:04.86] Take out your fuckin' retainer, put it in your purse
[02:10.51] I'm too drunk to fuck
[02:12.88] You're too drunk to fuck
[02:14.77] Too drunk to fuck
[02:16.79] It's all I need right now, oh baby
[02:19.11] I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
[02:21.30] And now I got diarrhea
[02:22.93] Too drunk to fuck
[02:25.49] Yeah, yeah
[02:27.56] Yeah, yeah
[02:29.82] Yeah, yeah, oh
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