Mathilda (Hated Tom Cats) (Album Version)

She considered it the height of bad taste
Keep fit fanatics in sweaty shorts
Pretty porcelain dolls, brought that on
Candlewick bedspreads

She considered it the height of bad taste
Sycophantic lap dog lip service
China dog spouse in grotesquely on ov
Populated sitting room sideboards

Mathilda always hated to have long black hair
She could not stand Tom cats
And Tom cats everywhere
Little white lies, look at those eyes
Mathilda hated Tom cats
And social climbing forces

She considered it the height of bad taste
Secret obsessive pornography trips
Church-going bigots with hidden voices
Clown like smile stretching silicon lips

Mathilda always hated to have long black hair
She could not stand Tom cats
And Tom cats everywhere
Little white lies, look at those eyes
Mathilda hated Tom cats
And social climbing forces

Mathilda always hated to have long black hair
She could not stand Tom cats
And Tom cats everywhere

Mathilda hated the pungent smell
Left by cats on the ground
Plotting their macho territorial rights
One day, like any she got her gun
Took aim and fired one shot
She hit her great hobby
And watched him fall
With a thud to the ground
And as she pressed the cold steel against her forehead
She knew what to do to put herself out of her own missery

Mathilda always hated to have long black hair
She could not stand Tom cats
And Tom cats everywhere
Little white lies look at those eyes
Mathilda hated Tom cats
And social climbing forces