Indisposed

Wanna tell you 'bout my friend-a
He got hit by a fender
But he'll soon be on the mend-a
He's of the male gender

Glad to see that he's on his way
He's not for burial today

Because he's in
He's indisposed
Ah, well, he's in, yeah-yeah
He's indisposed
(Hey!)
Found him outside the dry cleaner's
Oh, the driver's misdemeanors
I've never seen a face so green-a
He looks a-like the cat's dinner

Glad to see that he's on his way
He's not for burial today

Because he's in
He's indisposed
Ah well he's in, yeah-yeah
He's indisposed

(Hey!)
(Hey!)
(Hey!)

(Hey!)
(Hey!)
(Hey!)
(Hey!)

He got hit by a car
Now he's lying on the tar
Had an experience bizarre
Not unlike peninsula, ra ra hey!

Glad to see that he's on his way
He's not for burial today

Because he's in
He's indisposed
Oh, well he's in
He's indisposed
Ah, well he's in
Yeah-yeah
He's indisposed

Ah, well he's in
Yeah-yeah
He's indisposed
Ah, well he's in
Yeah-yeah
He's indisposed