Jeremy Bender / The Sheriff
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๐ ID: 8990500
๐ Lyrics
Jeremy bender was a man of leisure*
Took his pleasure in the evening sun
Laid him down in a bed of roses,
Finally decided to become a nun.
Talk with the Sister, spoke in a whisper,
Threatened to fist her if she didn't come clean
Jumped on the Mother just like a brother
Asked one another if the other is a queen.
Diggin' the sister she was a mister shouldn't have kissed her,
But he couldn't say no
Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her,
So he picked up his suit-case and decided to go.
Big kid Josie rode away
In the sunset covered sky
A lynching mob had strung his friend up
Right before his eyes
He didn't know what they'd both done
He sure as hell would end up hung
Or help to notch the sheriff's gun
If he didn't move on
Get out of here
The sheriff followed Josie's trail
From Kansas City west
He said he'd put a bullet right
Through poor old Josie's chest
But Josie wasn't like the rest
He don't like bullet holes in his vest
In fact he'd do his very best
Don't want any arrest
Don't want to be the guest
Of the sheriff
The nights got so damned cold
He couldn't stand the pace
He looked again for sheriff's men
But couldn't see a trace
Josie found a nice warm place
But then the sheriff solved the case
Poked a gun in Josie's face
And said "Look-ee here."
Sheriff rode him into town
With Josie lookin' sad
He didn't know about the six-gun
Big kid Josie had
Then Josie drew his gun real fast
Gave the sheriff one big blast
Now Josie runs the town at last
A legend from the past
Nobody ever messed with the sheriff.
Took his pleasure in the evening sun
Laid him down in a bed of roses,
Finally decided to become a nun.
Talk with the Sister, spoke in a whisper,
Threatened to fist her if she didn't come clean
Jumped on the Mother just like a brother
Asked one another if the other is a queen.
Diggin' the sister she was a mister shouldn't have kissed her,
But he couldn't say no
Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her,
So he picked up his suit-case and decided to go.
Big kid Josie rode away
In the sunset covered sky
A lynching mob had strung his friend up
Right before his eyes
He didn't know what they'd both done
He sure as hell would end up hung
Or help to notch the sheriff's gun
If he didn't move on
Get out of here
The sheriff followed Josie's trail
From Kansas City west
He said he'd put a bullet right
Through poor old Josie's chest
But Josie wasn't like the rest
He don't like bullet holes in his vest
In fact he'd do his very best
Don't want any arrest
Don't want to be the guest
Of the sheriff
The nights got so damned cold
He couldn't stand the pace
He looked again for sheriff's men
But couldn't see a trace
Josie found a nice warm place
But then the sheriff solved the case
Poked a gun in Josie's face
And said "Look-ee here."
Sheriff rode him into town
With Josie lookin' sad
He didn't know about the six-gun
Big kid Josie had
Then Josie drew his gun real fast
Gave the sheriff one big blast
Now Josie runs the town at last
A legend from the past
Nobody ever messed with the sheriff.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:34.60] Jeremy bender was a man of leisure*
[00:36.66] Took his pleasure in the evening sun
[00:39.41] Laid him down in a bed of roses,
[00:41.87] Finally decided to become a nun.
[00:54.61] Talk with the Sister, spoke in a whisper,
[00:57.36] Threatened to fist her if she didn't come clean
[00:59.88] Jumped on the Mother just like a brother
[01:02.39] Asked one another if the other is a queen.
[01:25.47] Diggin' the sister she was a mister shouldn't have kissed her,
[01:28.60] But he couldn't say no
[01:30.23] Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her,
[01:32.71] So he picked up his suit-case and decided to go.
[01:55.81] Big kid Josie rode away
[01:58.38] In the sunset covered sky
[02:00.80] A lynching mob had strung his friend up
[02:03.25] Right before his eyes
[02:05.75] He didn't know what they'd both done
[02:08.25] He sure as hell would end up hung
[02:10.75] Or help to notch the sheriff's gun
[02:13.28] If he didn't move on
[02:16.42] Get out of here
[02:18.63] The sheriff followed Josie's trail
[02:20.93] From Kansas City west
[02:23.48] He said he'd put a bullet right
[02:26.13] Through poor old Josie's chest
[02:28.40] But Josie wasn't like the rest
[02:31.02] He don't like bullet holes in his vest
[02:33.63] In fact he'd do his very best
[02:36.38] Don't want any arrest
[02:39.27] Don't want to be the guest
[02:40.65] Of the sheriff
[02:42.09] The nights got so damned cold
[02:43.93] He couldn't stand the pace
[02:46.67] He looked again for sheriff's men
[02:49.06] But couldn't see a trace
[02:51.85] Josie found a nice warm place
[02:54.23] But then the sheriff solved the case
[02:56.85] Poked a gun in Josie's face
[02:59.44] And said "Look-ee here."
[03:39.50] Sheriff rode him into town
[03:41.96] With Josie lookin' sad
[03:44.47] He didn't know about the six-gun
[03:47.01] Big kid Josie had
[03:49.68] Then Josie drew his gun real fast
[03:51.95] Gave the sheriff one big blast
[03:54.41] Now Josie runs the town at last
[03:57.13] A legend from the past
[04:00.01] Nobody ever messed with the sheriff.
[05:04.07]
[00:36.66] Took his pleasure in the evening sun
[00:39.41] Laid him down in a bed of roses,
[00:41.87] Finally decided to become a nun.
[00:54.61] Talk with the Sister, spoke in a whisper,
[00:57.36] Threatened to fist her if she didn't come clean
[00:59.88] Jumped on the Mother just like a brother
[01:02.39] Asked one another if the other is a queen.
[01:25.47] Diggin' the sister she was a mister shouldn't have kissed her,
[01:28.60] But he couldn't say no
[01:30.23] Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her,
[01:32.71] So he picked up his suit-case and decided to go.
[01:55.81] Big kid Josie rode away
[01:58.38] In the sunset covered sky
[02:00.80] A lynching mob had strung his friend up
[02:03.25] Right before his eyes
[02:05.75] He didn't know what they'd both done
[02:08.25] He sure as hell would end up hung
[02:10.75] Or help to notch the sheriff's gun
[02:13.28] If he didn't move on
[02:16.42] Get out of here
[02:18.63] The sheriff followed Josie's trail
[02:20.93] From Kansas City west
[02:23.48] He said he'd put a bullet right
[02:26.13] Through poor old Josie's chest
[02:28.40] But Josie wasn't like the rest
[02:31.02] He don't like bullet holes in his vest
[02:33.63] In fact he'd do his very best
[02:36.38] Don't want any arrest
[02:39.27] Don't want to be the guest
[02:40.65] Of the sheriff
[02:42.09] The nights got so damned cold
[02:43.93] He couldn't stand the pace
[02:46.67] He looked again for sheriff's men
[02:49.06] But couldn't see a trace
[02:51.85] Josie found a nice warm place
[02:54.23] But then the sheriff solved the case
[02:56.85] Poked a gun in Josie's face
[02:59.44] And said "Look-ee here."
[03:39.50] Sheriff rode him into town
[03:41.96] With Josie lookin' sad
[03:44.47] He didn't know about the six-gun
[03:47.01] Big kid Josie had
[03:49.68] Then Josie drew his gun real fast
[03:51.95] Gave the sheriff one big blast
[03:54.41] Now Josie runs the town at last
[03:57.13] A legend from the past
[04:00.01] Nobody ever messed with the sheriff.
[05:04.07]