He Vas My Boyfriend
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โฑ๏ธ 3:13 duration
๐ ID: 9001554
๐ Lyrics
Love comes when you least suspect it,
Love dances in on a whim,
I thought maybe I could direct it,
But I never expected...
A guuy like him.
He was a bully und a brute,
He vas as crazy as a coot,
Still I didn't give a hoot,
He vas my boyfriend!
With ev'ry voman he vould flirt,
He alvays treated me like dirt,
But I vas happy to be hurt,
He vas my boyfriend!
I vas as pure as a virgin meadow,
Lying with Vicotr in the gloam.
Then he turned to me, that charmer, whispered, "Let's
Play farmer."
And plowed me 'til the cows came home!
He vas a monster and a beast,
His midnight bangings never ceased,
It didn't faze me in the least,
He vas my boyfriend!
I'll never forget the first time I met Victor. It vas
On the village green,
At the annual bock beer festival, where every beer cost
A bock.
I vas an innocent young lamb and he was a dirty old
Goat.
Ve vere made for each other.
All of a sudden, he took out his paraphernalia and
Shouted,
"Let's play croquet!", and off to the field ve vent.
He carried his hoops and mallets and I carried his
Balls.
What a festival! Fun and games all day long. Archery,
Badminton, potato sack.
Victor won the three-legged race... all by himself. It
Vas love at first sight.
He vas the one I gave my heart to,
But ve never wed even so,
If I mentioned wedlock,
He'd put me in a headlock!
Vhen I asked to be his wife,
He stabbed me with a kitchen knife,
Ach, where did the good times go?
If he had an angry fit,
I vas the first thing that he'd hit,
But I didn't give a shit...
He vas my boyfriend!
Love dances in on a whim,
I thought maybe I could direct it,
But I never expected...
A guuy like him.
He was a bully und a brute,
He vas as crazy as a coot,
Still I didn't give a hoot,
He vas my boyfriend!
With ev'ry voman he vould flirt,
He alvays treated me like dirt,
But I vas happy to be hurt,
He vas my boyfriend!
I vas as pure as a virgin meadow,
Lying with Vicotr in the gloam.
Then he turned to me, that charmer, whispered, "Let's
Play farmer."
And plowed me 'til the cows came home!
He vas a monster and a beast,
His midnight bangings never ceased,
It didn't faze me in the least,
He vas my boyfriend!
I'll never forget the first time I met Victor. It vas
On the village green,
At the annual bock beer festival, where every beer cost
A bock.
I vas an innocent young lamb and he was a dirty old
Goat.
Ve vere made for each other.
All of a sudden, he took out his paraphernalia and
Shouted,
"Let's play croquet!", and off to the field ve vent.
He carried his hoops and mallets and I carried his
Balls.
What a festival! Fun and games all day long. Archery,
Badminton, potato sack.
Victor won the three-legged race... all by himself. It
Vas love at first sight.
He vas the one I gave my heart to,
But ve never wed even so,
If I mentioned wedlock,
He'd put me in a headlock!
Vhen I asked to be his wife,
He stabbed me with a kitchen knife,
Ach, where did the good times go?
If he had an angry fit,
I vas the first thing that he'd hit,
But I didn't give a shit...
He vas my boyfriend!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.32] Love comes when you least suspect it,
[00:07.51] Love dances in on a whim,
[00:11.92] I thought maybe I could direct it,
[00:16.99] But I never expected...
[00:21.37] A guuy like him.
[00:34.75] He was a bully und a brute,
[00:38.74] He vas as crazy as a coot,
[00:40.41] Still I didn't give a hoot,
[00:43.75] He vas my boyfriend!
[00:49.10] With ev'ry voman he vould flirt,
[00:51.08] He alvays treated me like dirt,
[00:52.86] But I vas happy to be hurt,
[00:55.28] He vas my boyfriend!
[01:01.44] I vas as pure as a virgin meadow,
[01:05.58] Lying with Vicotr in the gloam.
[01:09.02] Then he turned to me, that charmer, whispered, "Let's
[01:13.36] Play farmer."
[01:15.96] And plowed me 'til the cows came home!
[01:20.21] He vas a monster and a beast,
[01:25.75] His midnight bangings never ceased,
[01:27.85] It didn't faze me in the least,
[01:30.73] He vas my boyfriend!
[01:37.18] I'll never forget the first time I met Victor. It vas
[01:40.54] On the village green,
[01:43.19] At the annual bock beer festival, where every beer cost
[01:47.02] A bock.
[01:49.14] I vas an innocent young lamb and he was a dirty old
[01:53.58] Goat.
[01:55.65] Ve vere made for each other.
[01:58.33] All of a sudden, he took out his paraphernalia and
[02:01.43] Shouted,
[02:02.38] "Let's play croquet!", and off to the field ve vent.
[02:07.35] He carried his hoops and mallets and I carried his
[02:11.05] Balls.
[02:13.37] What a festival! Fun and games all day long. Archery,
[02:18.92] Badminton, potato sack.
[02:21.12] Victor won the three-legged race... all by himself. It
[02:28.31] Vas love at first sight.
[02:33.45] He vas the one I gave my heart to,
[02:36.56] But ve never wed even so,
[02:40.42] If I mentioned wedlock,
[02:43.12] He'd put me in a headlock!
[02:45.03] Vhen I asked to be his wife,
[02:47.51] He stabbed me with a kitchen knife,
[02:49.07] Ach, where did the good times go?
[02:53.72] If he had an angry fit,
[02:55.83] I vas the first thing that he'd hit,
[02:57.93] But I didn't give a shit...
[03:02.68] He vas my boyfriend!
[03:10.75]
[00:07.51] Love dances in on a whim,
[00:11.92] I thought maybe I could direct it,
[00:16.99] But I never expected...
[00:21.37] A guuy like him.
[00:34.75] He was a bully und a brute,
[00:38.74] He vas as crazy as a coot,
[00:40.41] Still I didn't give a hoot,
[00:43.75] He vas my boyfriend!
[00:49.10] With ev'ry voman he vould flirt,
[00:51.08] He alvays treated me like dirt,
[00:52.86] But I vas happy to be hurt,
[00:55.28] He vas my boyfriend!
[01:01.44] I vas as pure as a virgin meadow,
[01:05.58] Lying with Vicotr in the gloam.
[01:09.02] Then he turned to me, that charmer, whispered, "Let's
[01:13.36] Play farmer."
[01:15.96] And plowed me 'til the cows came home!
[01:20.21] He vas a monster and a beast,
[01:25.75] His midnight bangings never ceased,
[01:27.85] It didn't faze me in the least,
[01:30.73] He vas my boyfriend!
[01:37.18] I'll never forget the first time I met Victor. It vas
[01:40.54] On the village green,
[01:43.19] At the annual bock beer festival, where every beer cost
[01:47.02] A bock.
[01:49.14] I vas an innocent young lamb and he was a dirty old
[01:53.58] Goat.
[01:55.65] Ve vere made for each other.
[01:58.33] All of a sudden, he took out his paraphernalia and
[02:01.43] Shouted,
[02:02.38] "Let's play croquet!", and off to the field ve vent.
[02:07.35] He carried his hoops and mallets and I carried his
[02:11.05] Balls.
[02:13.37] What a festival! Fun and games all day long. Archery,
[02:18.92] Badminton, potato sack.
[02:21.12] Victor won the three-legged race... all by himself. It
[02:28.31] Vas love at first sight.
[02:33.45] He vas the one I gave my heart to,
[02:36.56] But ve never wed even so,
[02:40.42] If I mentioned wedlock,
[02:43.12] He'd put me in a headlock!
[02:45.03] Vhen I asked to be his wife,
[02:47.51] He stabbed me with a kitchen knife,
[02:49.07] Ach, where did the good times go?
[02:53.72] If he had an angry fit,
[02:55.83] I vas the first thing that he'd hit,
[02:57.93] But I didn't give a shit...
[03:02.68] He vas my boyfriend!
[03:10.75]