Let's Talk About Me
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โฑ๏ธ 2:32 duration
๐ ID: 9003207
๐ Lyrics
I'm Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea
People call me rich cause I got mo' money
I got more cheddar than some super sized nachos
Got cash flow like Robert has De Niro's
I use more greens than Vincent Van Gogh
I make the baker bake my bread out of dough
No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill
There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill
He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him
(It's great to be me)
He's the greatest
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see
Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world
When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls
If something's for sale, consider it sold
I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold
I even got a guy to gold plate my cat
I don't regret much, but I do regret that
If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same
Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again
He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him
(It's great to be me)
He's the greatest
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see
(Oh, it's great to be me)
I recall a heartbreaking story
About my own tenth birthday party
Should've been a glorious day for me
I'd have been happy as can be
But the Muppets were there
To put on a show
They started to dance
They were telling their jokes
I didn't laugh
I didn't know how
Then my friends
They all turned around
And they laughed at me
They laughed at me
I hate you, Muppets so
He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him
He's the greatest
He's the greatest
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see
Little Muppets, time to give up your dream
People call me rich cause I got mo' money
I got more cheddar than some super sized nachos
Got cash flow like Robert has De Niro's
I use more greens than Vincent Van Gogh
I make the baker bake my bread out of dough
No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill
There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill
He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him
(It's great to be me)
He's the greatest
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see
Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world
When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls
If something's for sale, consider it sold
I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold
I even got a guy to gold plate my cat
I don't regret much, but I do regret that
If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same
Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again
He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him
(It's great to be me)
He's the greatest
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see
(Oh, it's great to be me)
I recall a heartbreaking story
About my own tenth birthday party
Should've been a glorious day for me
I'd have been happy as can be
But the Muppets were there
To put on a show
They started to dance
They were telling their jokes
I didn't laugh
I didn't know how
Then my friends
They all turned around
And they laughed at me
They laughed at me
I hate you, Muppets so
He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him
He's the greatest
He's the greatest
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see
Little Muppets, time to give up your dream
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.27] I'm Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea
[00:02.95] People call me rich cause I got mo' money
[00:05.66] I got more cheddar than some super sized nachos
[00:08.37] Got cash flow like Robert has De Niro's
[00:11.05] I use more greens than Vincent Van Gogh
[00:12.86] I make the baker bake my bread out of dough
[00:15.62] No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill
[00:18.40] There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill
[00:21.03] He's Tex Richman
[00:23.75] Everybody listen
[00:26.44] Just how great it is to be him
[00:30.08] (It's great to be me)
[00:31.83] He's the greatest
[00:33.72] You're the lamest
[00:36.44] Muppets are a waste of time
[00:38.20] Oh, can't you see
[00:42.78] Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world
[00:45.47] When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls
[00:47.22] If something's for sale, consider it sold
[00:50.03] I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold
[00:52.72] I even got a guy to gold plate my cat
[00:55.41] I don't regret much, but I do regret that
[00:58.19] If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same
[01:00.81] Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again
[01:03.53] He's Tex Richman
[01:05.37] Everybody listen
[01:08.15] Just how great it is to be him
[01:11.72] (It's great to be me)
[01:14.42] He's the greatest
[01:16.28] You're the lamest
[01:18.99] Muppets are a waste of time
[01:20.70] Oh, can't you see
[01:22.33] (Oh, it's great to be me)
[01:25.16] I recall a heartbreaking story
[01:31.46] About my own tenth birthday party
[01:36.89] Should've been a glorious day for me
[01:40.42] I'd have been happy as can be
[01:43.28] But the Muppets were there
[01:45.08] To put on a show
[01:46.86] They started to dance
[01:47.73] They were telling their jokes
[01:49.53] I didn't laugh
[01:51.34] I didn't know how
[01:53.17] Then my friends
[01:54.05] They all turned around
[01:56.79] And they laughed at me
[01:59.48] They laughed at me
[02:02.23] I hate you, Muppets so
[02:10.36] He's Tex Richman
[02:13.00] Everybody listen
[02:15.77] Just how great it is to be him
[02:21.28] He's the greatest
[02:23.92] He's the greatest
[02:26.68] Muppets are a waste of time
[02:28.41] Oh, can't you see
[02:29.35] Little Muppets, time to give up your dream
[02:31.15]
[00:02.95] People call me rich cause I got mo' money
[00:05.66] I got more cheddar than some super sized nachos
[00:08.37] Got cash flow like Robert has De Niro's
[00:11.05] I use more greens than Vincent Van Gogh
[00:12.86] I make the baker bake my bread out of dough
[00:15.62] No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill
[00:18.40] There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill
[00:21.03] He's Tex Richman
[00:23.75] Everybody listen
[00:26.44] Just how great it is to be him
[00:30.08] (It's great to be me)
[00:31.83] He's the greatest
[00:33.72] You're the lamest
[00:36.44] Muppets are a waste of time
[00:38.20] Oh, can't you see
[00:42.78] Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world
[00:45.47] When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls
[00:47.22] If something's for sale, consider it sold
[00:50.03] I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold
[00:52.72] I even got a guy to gold plate my cat
[00:55.41] I don't regret much, but I do regret that
[00:58.19] If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same
[01:00.81] Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again
[01:03.53] He's Tex Richman
[01:05.37] Everybody listen
[01:08.15] Just how great it is to be him
[01:11.72] (It's great to be me)
[01:14.42] He's the greatest
[01:16.28] You're the lamest
[01:18.99] Muppets are a waste of time
[01:20.70] Oh, can't you see
[01:22.33] (Oh, it's great to be me)
[01:25.16] I recall a heartbreaking story
[01:31.46] About my own tenth birthday party
[01:36.89] Should've been a glorious day for me
[01:40.42] I'd have been happy as can be
[01:43.28] But the Muppets were there
[01:45.08] To put on a show
[01:46.86] They started to dance
[01:47.73] They were telling their jokes
[01:49.53] I didn't laugh
[01:51.34] I didn't know how
[01:53.17] Then my friends
[01:54.05] They all turned around
[01:56.79] And they laughed at me
[01:59.48] They laughed at me
[02:02.23] I hate you, Muppets so
[02:10.36] He's Tex Richman
[02:13.00] Everybody listen
[02:15.77] Just how great it is to be him
[02:21.28] He's the greatest
[02:23.92] He's the greatest
[02:26.68] Muppets are a waste of time
[02:28.41] Oh, can't you see
[02:29.35] Little Muppets, time to give up your dream
[02:31.15]