Man Or Muppet

I reflect on my reflection
And I ask myself the question
What's the right direction to go?
I don't know
Am I a man... or am I a Muppet (am I a Muppet)?
If I'm a Muppet then I'm very manly Muppet (very manly Muppet)
Am I a Muppet (Muppet)... or am I a man (am I a man)?
If I'm a man, that makes me a Muppet of a man (a Muppet of a Man)
I look into these eyes
And I don't recognize the one I see inside
It's time for me to decide
Am I a man... or am I a Muppet (am I a Muppet)?
If I'm a Muppet, well I'm a very manly Muppet (very manly Muppet)
Am I a Muppet (Muppet)... or am I a man (am I a man)?
If I'm man, that makes me a Muppet of a man (a muppet of a man)
Here I go again
I'm always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind
Now I understand who I am
I'm a man!
I'm a Muppet!
I'm a Muppet of a man!
I'm very manly Muppet!
I'm a Muppet-y man!
That's what I am