Tiktok

[00:00.86] Uh, is this thing on?
[00:04.67] Okay, here I go
[00:06.51] COVID-19 just slapped me and my plans were all ruined
[00:10.18] I got this app just to see what everybody was doing
[00:13.65] And I'm a quite shy guy but I was feeling so shameless
[00:17.21] Posted a vid online, now I'm internet famous
[00:20.73] Look, I'm on TikTok
[00:22.51] Check out my TikTok
[00:24.27] All of a sudden, I think I can do some hip-hop
[00:27.99] I've been so savage since I learned this little hip pop
[00:31.59] I had on this top, now check out this top
[00:35.09] Follow my tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-tik (tok)
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[00:41.48] Follow my TikTok
[00:42.65] I woke up the next day and my vids were trending
[00:45.84] I said, "Mom, look I'm a star"
[00:47.90] She said, "Stop pretending"
[00:49.89] I got famous on a Wednesday
[00:51.42] Showed my mom on Thursday
[00:53.28] She was posting vids by Friday
[00:55.05] Because she's so hella thirsty
[00:56.52] Now she's on TikTok
[00:58.21] My mom's on TikTok
[00:59.92] My mom's so gangster
[01:01.59] You should see her little crip walk
[01:03.67] She did a body roll
[01:05.35] She said, "Is this hot?"
[01:07.34] I said, "It's so not, now could you please stop?"
[01:10.72] Check out our tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-tik (tok)
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[01:16.98] Follow our TikTok
[01:18.56] Now my Mom and I were famous
[01:20.28] And our family was jealous
[01:21.64] They said "Hey, you guys got TikTok?
[01:23.78] Why didn't you tell us?"
[01:25.12] So now the whole family is dancing
[01:27.35] It's as bad as it gets
[01:29.16] We're the freakin' frackin' Brady Bunch
[01:31.11] Even the pets
[01:32.45] We're all on TikTok
[01:34.05] Yay, we're on TikTok
[01:35.83] All of a sudden my whole family's doing hip-hop
[01:39.48] We all lean, lean, lean, lean
[01:41.54] Then we rock, rock
[01:43.29] Our hips go pop, pop
[01:44.82] But our doors stay locked, locked
[01:46.74] Check out our tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-tik (tok)
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[01:52.73] Follow our TikTok
[01:55.23] Hey, how y'all doin'?
[01:59.08] Um, the song's over so, like, yeah
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