Momsense

Get up now, get up now, get up out of bed
Wash your face, brush your teeth, comb your sleepy head
Here are your clothes, and your shoes, hear the words I said
Get up now, get up and make your bed

Are you hot?, Are you cold?, Are you wearing that?
Where's your books, and your lunch, and your homework at?
Grab your coat, and your scarf, and your gloves and hat
Don't forget
You gotta feed the cat

Eat your breakfast
The experts tell us, it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins, so you will grow up
One day to be big and tall

Don't forget, the orthodontist will be
Seeing you at three today?
Don't forget your piano lesson
Is this afternoon, so you must play

Don't shovel, chew slowly
But hurr, the bus is here

Be careful, come back here
Did you wash, behind your ears?

Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along, don't make me come down there

Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, we don't have all day!
Were you born, in a barn?, would you like some hay
Do you e-ven hear a word I say?

An-swer the phone, get off the phone

Don't sit so close, yurn it down, no texting at the ta-ble

No mo-re, computer time tonight

Your iPod's
My iPod
If you don't listen up

Where you go-ing, and with whom
And what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam

You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait for you to have a couple
Little brats (I mean children) of your own

You'll thank me, for the counsel, I gave you so willingly

But right now, I'll thank you
-NOT to roll, your eyes at me

Close your mouth, when you chew, I'd appreciate
Take a bite, maybe two, of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not you burp, or I'll set you straight
Eat the food, I put upon your plate

Get an A, get the door, don't be smart with me
Get a Grip, get up here, I will count to 3

Get a job, get a life, get a PhD

And also
I - don't care who started it
You're grounded
Until your 36

Get your story straight
And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake

And
If all your friends
Jumped off a cliff
Would you jump too?

If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before

That you're -
Too old to act this way
It must be
Your father's DNA

Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk

A place
For everything
And everything
Must be in place

Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about

Brush your teeth, wash your face, get your PJs on
Jump in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with Mom
Don't forget
I love you
KISS

And
Tomorrow we will do it all again
Because a mom's work never ends

You don't need the reason why
Because, Because, Because, Because

I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so

I'm the Mom
The mom, The mom, The mom

The mom
The mom
Ha!