Clue

[00:00.02] There is lightning it is frightening
[00:01.07] Mention a mansion the tension's heightening
[00:02.88] I smell something poop precisely
[00:04.60] I go where someone invites me
[00:06.44] I have an envelope it has my name
[00:09.10] It is a pseudonym and I am game
[00:12.77] There is a murderer who means to maim
[00:17.26] But I don't like to lose I'll find the clues and then deduce
[00:20.87] 1950's mighty nifty
[00:22.67] Joe McCarthy farts on history
[00:24.43] Boys made him hardy it's hardly a mystery
[00:26.20] Was he a nancy who fancied fisting
[00:28.03] There is a butler he is under
[00:29.80] Lots of stress I bet he'll blunder
[00:31.72] He's worth wads what are the odds there's thunder
[00:33.53] He'll find bods what's the plot I wonder
[00:35.34] Here comes the colonel don't mean chicken
[00:37.15] He's been known to stick his dick in
[00:38.91] Cleavage convulses pulses quicken
[00:40.77] Plot will thicken when he goes missin'
[00:42.58] Listen closely here's a hostess
[00:44.36] Named peacock got halitosis
[00:45.29] She is the grossest spose she knows this
[00:47.97] A senator's wife extremely explosive
[01:03.95] There is lightning it is frightening
[01:05.78] Mention a mansion the tension's heightening
[01:07.54] I smell something poop precisely
[01:09.32] I go where someone invites me
[01:10.22] I have an envelope it has my name
[01:13.88] It is a pseudonym and I am game
[01:17.57] There is a murderer who means to maim
[01:21.14] But I don't like to lose I'll find the clues and then deduce
[01:24.76] White is a widow lost her husband
[01:26.55] She is little, cruel and crushin'
[01:28.34] Take your tool while you're fooled by blushin'
[01:30.10] Mind your head stead of findin' russians
[01:31.96] Plums a professor, ladies confess their
[01:33.71] Sins while he grins and begins to undress her
[01:35.57] If you're a guest best not to sequester
[01:37.33] Spite her protests his quest's to molest her
[01:39.18] She is a victim of capitalism
[01:40.91] Sense of humor defense mechanism
[01:42.74] She takes pictures system gisms
[01:44.52] District sadistic little bit of lipstick
[01:46.31] Green is a queen with a clean demeanor
[01:48.26] Hates allegations but he's gay for wiener
[01:50.06] Can't forget Yvette if you ever get to meet her
[01:51.85] She's a got a set make you pet your peter
[01:53.61] There is lightning it is frightening
[01:55.47] Mention a mansion the tension's heightening
[01:57.22] I smell something poop precisely
[01:59.09] I go where someone invites me
[01:59.93] I have an envelope it has my name
[02:03.52] It is a pseudonym and I am game
[02:07.17] There is a murderer who means to maim
[02:10.79] But I don't like to lose I'll find the clues and then deduce
[02:15.20] Then we had dinner monkey and shark
[02:16.11] Tried to shed light it's about get dark
[02:17.92] Clock couldn't stop but no one else could start
[02:19.72] Last guest was a gent put fear in your heart
[02:21.60] Man named Boddy holds us captive
[02:23.49] Lascivious secrets we wish were retracted
[02:25.26] We have positions we must keep protected
[02:27.06] Plead for forgiveness you'll just get rejected
[02:28.84] Blackmail's a sad tale being extorted
[02:30.61] Dead on the floor looking poor and contorted
[02:32.47] We all had a weapon and motive that's morbid
[02:34.21] Best get to steppin' our reps can't afford it
[02:36.02] Run to the kitchen cook is screaming
[02:37.84] Knife in back what the fuck I'm dreaming
[02:39.64] The maid's acting grave in the room for gaming
[02:41.41] Am I getting framed or saved from shaming?
[02:43.25] There is lightning it is frightening
[02:45.08] Mention a mansion the tension's heightening
[02:46.83] I smell something poop precisely
[02:48.66] I go where someone invites me
[02:50.45] I have an envelope it has my name
[02:53.19] It is a pseudonym and I am game
[02:56.82] There is a murderer who means to maim
[03:00.46] But I don't like to lose I'll find the clues and then deduce
[03:04.97] We draw matches search this address
[03:06.75] Top to bottom this Sodom's a sad mess
[03:07.66] Goosebumps got'em and I'm not fond of madness
[03:09.40] Power goes out and I'm lost in the blackness
[03:11.27] Doorbell ringing drowning driver
[03:13.03] Found in the lounge by a pillow biter
[03:14.80] Black gloved thug crawls out of the fire
[03:16.67] Benched with a wrench it's best to retire
[03:18.45] Scarlett's screamin' makes it seem like murder
[03:20.22] The chandelier crashes like a fascist fuhrer
[03:22.00] Cop comes calling we're stallin' for certain
[03:23.85] Pretend we're friends plum succumbs to perversion
[03:25.61] Secret passage doors get unlocked
[03:27.57] Dumb dirty cop bout to get his top knocked
[03:29.31] Maid gets strangled telegram gunshot
[03:31.16] Now please untangle every angle of the dumb plot
[03:32.98] There is lightning it is frightening
[03:34.79] Mention a mansion the tension's heightening
[03:36.57] I smell something poop precisely
[03:38.30] I go where someone invites me
[03:40.13] I have an envelope it has my name
[03:42.81] It is a pseudonym and I am game
[03:46.41] There is a murderer who means to maim
[03:50.08] But I don't like to lose I'll find the clues and then deduce
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