The Ladies Who Lunch
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โฑ๏ธ 4:17 duration
๐ ID: 9008738
๐ Lyrics
I'd like to propose a toast.
Here's to the ladies who lunch.
Everybody laugh.
Lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch.
On their own behalf.
Off to the gym, then to a fitting.
Claiming they're fat and looking grim
Cause they've been sitting choosing a hat.
Does anyone still wear a hat?
I'll drink to that.
And here's to the girls who play smart-
Aren't they a gas?
Rushing to their classes in optical art,
Wishing it would pass.
Another long exhausting day,
Another thousand dollars.
A matinee, a Pinter play,
Perhaps a piece of Mahler's.
I'll drink to that.
And one for Mahler!
And here's to the girls who play wife-
Aren't they too much?
Keeping house but clutching a copy of LIFE,
Just to keep in touch.
The ones who follow the rules,
And meet themselves at the schools,
Too busy to know that they're fools,
Aren't they a gem?
I'll drink to them.
Let's all drink to them.
And here's to the girls who just watch-
Aren't they the best?
When they get depressed
It's a bottle of scotch,
Plus a little jest.
Another chance to disapprove
Another brilliant singer.
Another reason not to move
Another vodka stinger.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
I'll drink to that.
So here's to the girls on the go-
Everybody tries.
Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know.
Everybody dies.
A toast to that invincible bunch.
The dinosaur surviving the crunch.
Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch-
Everybody rise!
Rise!
Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise!
Rise!
Here's to the ladies who lunch.
Everybody laugh.
Lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch.
On their own behalf.
Off to the gym, then to a fitting.
Claiming they're fat and looking grim
Cause they've been sitting choosing a hat.
Does anyone still wear a hat?
I'll drink to that.
And here's to the girls who play smart-
Aren't they a gas?
Rushing to their classes in optical art,
Wishing it would pass.
Another long exhausting day,
Another thousand dollars.
A matinee, a Pinter play,
Perhaps a piece of Mahler's.
I'll drink to that.
And one for Mahler!
And here's to the girls who play wife-
Aren't they too much?
Keeping house but clutching a copy of LIFE,
Just to keep in touch.
The ones who follow the rules,
And meet themselves at the schools,
Too busy to know that they're fools,
Aren't they a gem?
I'll drink to them.
Let's all drink to them.
And here's to the girls who just watch-
Aren't they the best?
When they get depressed
It's a bottle of scotch,
Plus a little jest.
Another chance to disapprove
Another brilliant singer.
Another reason not to move
Another vodka stinger.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
I'll drink to that.
So here's to the girls on the go-
Everybody tries.
Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know.
Everybody dies.
A toast to that invincible bunch.
The dinosaur surviving the crunch.
Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch-
Everybody rise!
Rise!
Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise!
Rise!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.49] I'd like to propose a toast.
[00:12.75] Here's to the ladies who lunch.
[00:18.14] Everybody laugh.
[00:23.24] Lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch.
[00:28.94] On their own behalf.
[00:35.74] Off to the gym, then to a fitting.
[00:42.58] Claiming they're fat and looking grim
[00:48.64] Cause they've been sitting choosing a hat.
[00:56.41] Does anyone still wear a hat?
[01:02.77] I'll drink to that.
[01:07.82] And here's to the girls who play smart-
[01:10.72] Aren't they a gas?
[01:14.74] Rushing to their classes in optical art,
[01:18.96] Wishing it would pass.
[01:23.87] Another long exhausting day,
[01:27.59] Another thousand dollars.
[01:31.48] A matinee, a Pinter play,
[01:35.22] Perhaps a piece of Mahler's.
[01:38.12] I'll drink to that.
[01:41.58] And one for Mahler!
[01:46.18] And here's to the girls who play wife-
[01:49.10] Aren't they too much?
[01:52.80] Keeping house but clutching a copy of LIFE,
[01:56.86] Just to keep in touch.
[02:01.13] The ones who follow the rules,
[02:04.86] And meet themselves at the schools,
[02:08.63] Too busy to know that they're fools,
[02:11.95] Aren't they a gem?
[02:15.66] I'll drink to them.
[02:19.29] Let's all drink to them.
[02:35.87] And here's to the girls who just watch-
[02:38.56] Aren't they the best?
[02:42.67] When they get depressed
[02:44.36] It's a bottle of scotch,
[02:46.62] Plus a little jest.
[02:51.31] Another chance to disapprove
[02:55.45] Another brilliant singer.
[02:59.14] Another reason not to move
[03:02.98] Another vodka stinger.
[03:05.55] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
[03:07.29] I'll drink to that.
[03:13.72] So here's to the girls on the go-
[03:16.68] Everybody tries.
[03:20.33] Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know.
[03:24.28] Everybody dies.
[03:28.75] A toast to that invincible bunch.
[03:32.43] The dinosaur surviving the crunch.
[03:35.87] Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch-
[03:38.77] Everybody rise!
[03:43.55] Rise!
[03:47.06] Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise!
[03:56.16] Rise!
[04:41.65]
[00:12.75] Here's to the ladies who lunch.
[00:18.14] Everybody laugh.
[00:23.24] Lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch.
[00:28.94] On their own behalf.
[00:35.74] Off to the gym, then to a fitting.
[00:42.58] Claiming they're fat and looking grim
[00:48.64] Cause they've been sitting choosing a hat.
[00:56.41] Does anyone still wear a hat?
[01:02.77] I'll drink to that.
[01:07.82] And here's to the girls who play smart-
[01:10.72] Aren't they a gas?
[01:14.74] Rushing to their classes in optical art,
[01:18.96] Wishing it would pass.
[01:23.87] Another long exhausting day,
[01:27.59] Another thousand dollars.
[01:31.48] A matinee, a Pinter play,
[01:35.22] Perhaps a piece of Mahler's.
[01:38.12] I'll drink to that.
[01:41.58] And one for Mahler!
[01:46.18] And here's to the girls who play wife-
[01:49.10] Aren't they too much?
[01:52.80] Keeping house but clutching a copy of LIFE,
[01:56.86] Just to keep in touch.
[02:01.13] The ones who follow the rules,
[02:04.86] And meet themselves at the schools,
[02:08.63] Too busy to know that they're fools,
[02:11.95] Aren't they a gem?
[02:15.66] I'll drink to them.
[02:19.29] Let's all drink to them.
[02:35.87] And here's to the girls who just watch-
[02:38.56] Aren't they the best?
[02:42.67] When they get depressed
[02:44.36] It's a bottle of scotch,
[02:46.62] Plus a little jest.
[02:51.31] Another chance to disapprove
[02:55.45] Another brilliant singer.
[02:59.14] Another reason not to move
[03:02.98] Another vodka stinger.
[03:05.55] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
[03:07.29] I'll drink to that.
[03:13.72] So here's to the girls on the go-
[03:16.68] Everybody tries.
[03:20.33] Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know.
[03:24.28] Everybody dies.
[03:28.75] A toast to that invincible bunch.
[03:32.43] The dinosaur surviving the crunch.
[03:35.87] Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch-
[03:38.77] Everybody rise!
[03:43.55] Rise!
[03:47.06] Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise!
[03:56.16] Rise!
[04:41.65]