My Friend, the Dictionary
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โฑ๏ธ 2:45 duration
๐ ID: 9009786
๐ Lyrics
Miss Ostrovsky, your word is "Boanthropy"
Oh, wait. One second. Please ma'am, could you not sit in that seat?
I saved a chair for my dad
In the fourth row on the aisle
And it may take him a while
But when he gets here
That's his chair
'Cause my mother's in an ashram
In India
I saved a chair for her too
But it's merely symbolic
As daily she washes herself in the Ganges
And I live in a house
Where there's an oversized dictionary
That I read
As a girl
On the toilet
I love my dictionary
And I love the indented border
Every word's in alphabetical order
Ergo, lost things
Always can be found
And I warp my head around
The fact that in one book
Is the entire language of our species
Which is a favourite term of Nicci's
Who's the great-grandfather of Christina Ricci's?
Yes I joke, but the words in the dictionary
Are the friends that I'll have forever
More than the friends I have made in school
She's such a lovely girl
With a lovely little voice
And I heard that she's pro-choice
Though still a virgin
And she talks into her hand
An often used technique
What you do not understand
Is one I say it then I've said it
And so much to her credit
She talks into her hand
And turns aside
So I will not make a mistake
And be disqualified
"Boanthropy"
B-O-A-N-T-H-R-O-P-Y, "Boanthropy"?
That is correct
My friend the dictionary
Is a very reliable friend
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Ba da da da da da da
Oh, wait. One second. Please ma'am, could you not sit in that seat?
I saved a chair for my dad
In the fourth row on the aisle
And it may take him a while
But when he gets here
That's his chair
'Cause my mother's in an ashram
In India
I saved a chair for her too
But it's merely symbolic
As daily she washes herself in the Ganges
And I live in a house
Where there's an oversized dictionary
That I read
As a girl
On the toilet
I love my dictionary
And I love the indented border
Every word's in alphabetical order
Ergo, lost things
Always can be found
And I warp my head around
The fact that in one book
Is the entire language of our species
Which is a favourite term of Nicci's
Who's the great-grandfather of Christina Ricci's?
Yes I joke, but the words in the dictionary
Are the friends that I'll have forever
More than the friends I have made in school
She's such a lovely girl
With a lovely little voice
And I heard that she's pro-choice
Though still a virgin
And she talks into her hand
An often used technique
What you do not understand
Is one I say it then I've said it
And so much to her credit
She talks into her hand
And turns aside
So I will not make a mistake
And be disqualified
"Boanthropy"
B-O-A-N-T-H-R-O-P-Y, "Boanthropy"?
That is correct
My friend the dictionary
Is a very reliable friend
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Ba da da da da da da
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.13] Miss Ostrovsky, your word is "Boanthropy"
[00:03.48] Oh, wait. One second. Please ma'am, could you not sit in that seat?
[00:08.27] I saved a chair for my dad
[00:11.55] In the fourth row on the aisle
[00:16.06] And it may take him a while
[00:19.37] But when he gets here
[00:22.05] That's his chair
[00:25.57] 'Cause my mother's in an ashram
[00:27.33] In India
[00:28.59] I saved a chair for her too
[00:30.34] But it's merely symbolic
[00:32.05] As daily she washes herself in the Ganges
[00:35.35] And I live in a house
[00:38.68] Where there's an oversized dictionary
[00:41.34] That I read
[00:42.92] As a girl
[00:44.15] On the toilet
[00:47.70] I love my dictionary
[00:52.08] And I love the indented border
[00:56.77] Every word's in alphabetical order
[01:00.53] Ergo, lost things
[01:03.24] Always can be found
[01:06.83] And I warp my head around
[01:08.31] The fact that in one book
[01:09.90] Is the entire language of our species
[01:12.12] Which is a favourite term of Nicci's
[01:14.13] Who's the great-grandfather of Christina Ricci's?
[01:18.47] Yes I joke, but the words in the dictionary
[01:21.36] Are the friends that I'll have forever
[01:24.12] More than the friends I have made in school
[01:30.83] She's such a lovely girl
[01:35.18] With a lovely little voice
[01:40.19] And I heard that she's pro-choice
[01:43.40] Though still a virgin
[01:50.73] And she talks into her hand
[01:52.76] An often used technique
[01:54.56] What you do not understand
[01:56.09] Is one I say it then I've said it
[01:58.13] And so much to her credit
[02:00.69] She talks into her hand
[02:02.49] And turns aside
[02:04.67] So I will not make a mistake
[02:06.63] And be disqualified
[02:10.44] "Boanthropy"
[02:11.65] B-O-A-N-T-H-R-O-P-Y, "Boanthropy"?
[02:16.17] That is correct
[02:17.76] My friend the dictionary
[02:23.59] Is a very reliable friend
[02:29.29] Doo doo doo doo doo doo
[02:34.24] Ba da da da da da da
[02:42.26]
[00:03.48] Oh, wait. One second. Please ma'am, could you not sit in that seat?
[00:08.27] I saved a chair for my dad
[00:11.55] In the fourth row on the aisle
[00:16.06] And it may take him a while
[00:19.37] But when he gets here
[00:22.05] That's his chair
[00:25.57] 'Cause my mother's in an ashram
[00:27.33] In India
[00:28.59] I saved a chair for her too
[00:30.34] But it's merely symbolic
[00:32.05] As daily she washes herself in the Ganges
[00:35.35] And I live in a house
[00:38.68] Where there's an oversized dictionary
[00:41.34] That I read
[00:42.92] As a girl
[00:44.15] On the toilet
[00:47.70] I love my dictionary
[00:52.08] And I love the indented border
[00:56.77] Every word's in alphabetical order
[01:00.53] Ergo, lost things
[01:03.24] Always can be found
[01:06.83] And I warp my head around
[01:08.31] The fact that in one book
[01:09.90] Is the entire language of our species
[01:12.12] Which is a favourite term of Nicci's
[01:14.13] Who's the great-grandfather of Christina Ricci's?
[01:18.47] Yes I joke, but the words in the dictionary
[01:21.36] Are the friends that I'll have forever
[01:24.12] More than the friends I have made in school
[01:30.83] She's such a lovely girl
[01:35.18] With a lovely little voice
[01:40.19] And I heard that she's pro-choice
[01:43.40] Though still a virgin
[01:50.73] And she talks into her hand
[01:52.76] An often used technique
[01:54.56] What you do not understand
[01:56.09] Is one I say it then I've said it
[01:58.13] And so much to her credit
[02:00.69] She talks into her hand
[02:02.49] And turns aside
[02:04.67] So I will not make a mistake
[02:06.63] And be disqualified
[02:10.44] "Boanthropy"
[02:11.65] B-O-A-N-T-H-R-O-P-Y, "Boanthropy"?
[02:16.17] That is correct
[02:17.76] My friend the dictionary
[02:23.59] Is a very reliable friend
[02:29.29] Doo doo doo doo doo doo
[02:34.24] Ba da da da da da da
[02:42.26]