Bend and Snap

[00:06.29] Look at my ass, look at my thighs
[00:09.28] I'm catnip to the guys
[00:10.99] They chase my tail, they drool and pant
[00:13.02] Wanna touch this, but they can't
[00:14.80] No!
[00:15.32] All the boys wanna come and play
[00:17.30] Snap my fingers and they obey
[00:19.17] Why do they follow me 'round all day?
[00:21.02] Watch me while I walk away
[00:22.74] I bend and snap
[00:25.45] Feel how hot it's gettin'
[00:26.81] Bend and snap
[00:28.72] Then when you got 'em sweatin'
[00:30.85] Spring the trap
[00:32.01] They cheer and clap
[00:34.55] No tight end can defend
[00:36.42] 'Gainst the bend and snap
[00:38.68] Oh, that's easy for you to say
[00:40.51] And you!
[00:41.64] Girl, if you wanna make the team
[00:43.82] Then, fake some self-esteem
[00:45.23] The more you jump around and scream
[00:47.31] Yeah, the sexier you seem
[00:49.34] Please
[00:49.79] Sorry girls, that ain't how I play
[00:51.71] This wouldn't work if I tried all day
[00:53.78] I gotta go get my asthma spray
[00:55.48] Watch me while I walk away
[00:57.35] No, wait, before you walk away
[00:59.25] Just bend and snap
[01:01.29] Ow!
[01:01.84] Look how good you're gettin'!
[01:03.41] Bend and snap
[01:05.60] I'm bettin' right now you sweatin'
[01:06.95] Spring the trap
[01:08.32] They cheer and clap
[01:10.82] So depend on your friend
[01:12.85] Called the bend-
[01:14.49] It's not the time to overthink
[01:16.35] Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink
[01:18.48]
[01:22.09] Excuse me, would you teach me that?
[01:24.04] I'm tired of living alone with my cat
[01:26.15] Sure!
[01:29.89] Nowadays, I do dye jobs and curls
[01:31.79] But here's how we did it in The Laker Girls
[01:36.46] Come on, Paulette!
[01:40.44] Doesn't this look fun?
[01:43.41] Works every time
[01:45.14] Look, do it and we'll go away
[01:46.97] Okay, okay, okay, okay!
[01:49.76] Bend
[01:51.45] And snap!
[01:53.20] (Damn!)
[01:56.47] Hey, wait a second
[01:57.71] When I beckoned
[01:59.20] Look how the guys came runnin'
[02:00.86] Like I'm
[02:01.69] (Kickin')
[02:02.18] Finger
[02:02.62] (Lickin')
[02:03.22] Like I'm freakin'
[02:04.18] Wicked stunnin'
[02:05.17] Will ya pay for stuff I buy?
[02:07.15] (Yes!)
[02:07.67] And bake me cake and pie?
[02:09.21] (Yes!)
[02:09.56] And hold me when I cry?
[02:11.19] (Yes!)
[02:11.76] And I will tell you why
[02:13.16] (Why?)
[02:13.94] I'm too rockin' to lock away
[02:15.94] All the boys come and gawk away
[02:17.51] Droppin' jaws from a block away
[02:19.79] Watchin' how I walk away
[02:21.65] (We love to watch her walk away)
[02:23.60] I bend and snap
[02:25.74] Now look how hot it's gettin'
[02:27.49] Bend and snap
[02:29.62] I bet right now you're sweatin'
[02:31.26] Spring the trap, they cheer and clap
[02:35.35] I depend on my friend
[02:37.56] Go Paulette!
[02:38.63] Go Paulette!
[02:39.15] I depend on my friend
[02:41.34] Go, go, go Paulette!
[02:43.22] I depend on my friend
[02:45.25] Called the bend
[02:48.71] And snap
[02:49.41] Bend and snap
[02:51.51] Want to bend, hey! (Bend and snap)
[02:55.22] With my new best friends! (Bend and snap)
[02:59.33] I'm gonna snap with style! (Bend and snap)
[03:03.09] I'm gonna get me some Kyle! (Bend)
[03:05.88] Paulette, did I leave my stylus?
[03:11.27] And snap!
[03:13.66] Ah!
[03:14.90] Oh, crap!
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