I Can Do That

I'm watching sis go pitterpat
Said I can do that
I can do that
Knew every step right off the bat
Said I can do that
I can do that
One morning sis won't go to dance class
I grab her shoes and tights and all
But my foots too small so
I stuff her shoes with extra socks
Run seven blocks
In nothing flat
Hell, I can do that
I can do that
I got to class and had it made
And so I stayed
The rest of my life
All thanks to sis
Now married and fat
I can do this
That I can do
I can do that