Dance: Ten; Looks: Three
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โฑ๏ธ 2:54 duration
๐ ID: 9015315
๐ Lyrics
I swiped my dance card once after an audition
And on a scale of ten they gave me
For dance
Ten
For looks
Three
Well!
Dance, ten, looks, three
And I'm still on unemployment
Dancing for my own enjoyment
That ain't it, kid, That ain't it, kid!
Dance, ten, looks, three
Is like to die
Left the theater
And called the doctor
For my appointment to buy
Tits and ass
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
Did the nose with it
All that goes with it!
Tits and ass
Had the bingo-bongos done
Suddenly I'm getting national tours
Tits and ass won't get you jobs
Unless they're yours
Didn't cost a fortune neither
Didn't hurt my sex life either
Flat and sassy
I would get the strays and losers
Beggars really can't be choosers
That ain't it, kid, that ain't it, kid
Fix the chassis,"How do you do"
Life turned into an
Endless medley of
"Gee, it had to be you"
Why?
Tits and ass
Where the cupboard once was bare
Now you knock and someone's there
You have got 'em, hey, top to bottom, hey
It's a gas
Just a dash of silicone
Shake your new maracas and you're fine
Tits and ass can change your life
They sure changed mine
You're all looking at my tits now, aren't you?
Have it all done
Honey, take my word
Grab a cab, c'mon
See the wizard on
Park and seventy-third
For
Tits and ass
Orchestra and balcony
What they want is what ya see
Keep the best of you
Do the rest of you
Pits or class
I have never seen it fail
Debutante or chorus girl or wife
Tits and ass
Yes, tits and ass
Have changed my life!
And on a scale of ten they gave me
For dance
Ten
For looks
Three
Well!
Dance, ten, looks, three
And I'm still on unemployment
Dancing for my own enjoyment
That ain't it, kid, That ain't it, kid!
Dance, ten, looks, three
Is like to die
Left the theater
And called the doctor
For my appointment to buy
Tits and ass
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
Did the nose with it
All that goes with it!
Tits and ass
Had the bingo-bongos done
Suddenly I'm getting national tours
Tits and ass won't get you jobs
Unless they're yours
Didn't cost a fortune neither
Didn't hurt my sex life either
Flat and sassy
I would get the strays and losers
Beggars really can't be choosers
That ain't it, kid, that ain't it, kid
Fix the chassis,"How do you do"
Life turned into an
Endless medley of
"Gee, it had to be you"
Why?
Tits and ass
Where the cupboard once was bare
Now you knock and someone's there
You have got 'em, hey, top to bottom, hey
It's a gas
Just a dash of silicone
Shake your new maracas and you're fine
Tits and ass can change your life
They sure changed mine
You're all looking at my tits now, aren't you?
Have it all done
Honey, take my word
Grab a cab, c'mon
See the wizard on
Park and seventy-third
For
Tits and ass
Orchestra and balcony
What they want is what ya see
Keep the best of you
Do the rest of you
Pits or class
I have never seen it fail
Debutante or chorus girl or wife
Tits and ass
Yes, tits and ass
Have changed my life!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.26] I swiped my dance card once after an audition
[00:04.25] And on a scale of ten they gave me
[00:07.09] For dance
[00:07.92] Ten
[00:09.16] For looks
[00:10.48] Three
[00:13.25] Well!
[00:14.47] Dance, ten, looks, three
[00:16.60] And I'm still on unemployment
[00:18.57] Dancing for my own enjoyment
[00:20.53] That ain't it, kid, That ain't it, kid!
[00:23.01] Dance, ten, looks, three
[00:25.38] Is like to die
[00:27.16] Left the theater
[00:28.43] And called the doctor
[00:29.71] For my appointment to buy
[00:31.86] Tits and ass
[00:34.32] Bought myself a fancy pair
[00:36.58] Tightened up the derriere
[00:38.81] Did the nose with it
[00:39.77] All that goes with it!
[00:41.39] Tits and ass
[00:43.59] Had the bingo-bongos done
[00:45.67] Suddenly I'm getting national tours
[00:49.71] Tits and ass won't get you jobs
[00:54.14] Unless they're yours
[00:59.12] Didn't cost a fortune neither
[01:01.41] Didn't hurt my sex life either
[01:03.68] Flat and sassy
[01:05.81] I would get the strays and losers
[01:08.05] Beggars really can't be choosers
[01:10.05] That ain't it, kid, that ain't it, kid
[01:12.55] Fix the chassis,"How do you do"
[01:16.86] Life turned into an
[01:18.18] Endless medley of
[01:19.33] "Gee, it had to be you"
[01:20.83] Why?
[01:21.54] Tits and ass
[01:24.39] Where the cupboard once was bare
[01:26.43] Now you knock and someone's there
[01:28.61] You have got 'em, hey, top to bottom, hey
[01:31.13] It's a gas
[01:33.24] Just a dash of silicone
[01:35.49] Shake your new maracas and you're fine
[01:39.77] Tits and ass can change your life
[01:44.05] They sure changed mine
[01:53.80] You're all looking at my tits now, aren't you?
[01:59.23] Have it all done
[02:02.47] Honey, take my word
[02:06.26] Grab a cab, c'mon
[02:07.86] See the wizard on
[02:09.34] Park and seventy-third
[02:12.55] For
[02:15.04] Tits and ass
[02:18.70] Orchestra and balcony
[02:22.97] What they want is what ya see
[02:27.08] Keep the best of you
[02:28.22] Do the rest of you
[02:29.88] Pits or class
[02:31.96] I have never seen it fail
[02:33.81] Debutante or chorus girl or wife
[02:38.23] Tits and ass
[02:40.12] Yes, tits and ass
[02:42.37] Have changed my life!
[02:51.59]
[00:04.25] And on a scale of ten they gave me
[00:07.09] For dance
[00:07.92] Ten
[00:09.16] For looks
[00:10.48] Three
[00:13.25] Well!
[00:14.47] Dance, ten, looks, three
[00:16.60] And I'm still on unemployment
[00:18.57] Dancing for my own enjoyment
[00:20.53] That ain't it, kid, That ain't it, kid!
[00:23.01] Dance, ten, looks, three
[00:25.38] Is like to die
[00:27.16] Left the theater
[00:28.43] And called the doctor
[00:29.71] For my appointment to buy
[00:31.86] Tits and ass
[00:34.32] Bought myself a fancy pair
[00:36.58] Tightened up the derriere
[00:38.81] Did the nose with it
[00:39.77] All that goes with it!
[00:41.39] Tits and ass
[00:43.59] Had the bingo-bongos done
[00:45.67] Suddenly I'm getting national tours
[00:49.71] Tits and ass won't get you jobs
[00:54.14] Unless they're yours
[00:59.12] Didn't cost a fortune neither
[01:01.41] Didn't hurt my sex life either
[01:03.68] Flat and sassy
[01:05.81] I would get the strays and losers
[01:08.05] Beggars really can't be choosers
[01:10.05] That ain't it, kid, that ain't it, kid
[01:12.55] Fix the chassis,"How do you do"
[01:16.86] Life turned into an
[01:18.18] Endless medley of
[01:19.33] "Gee, it had to be you"
[01:20.83] Why?
[01:21.54] Tits and ass
[01:24.39] Where the cupboard once was bare
[01:26.43] Now you knock and someone's there
[01:28.61] You have got 'em, hey, top to bottom, hey
[01:31.13] It's a gas
[01:33.24] Just a dash of silicone
[01:35.49] Shake your new maracas and you're fine
[01:39.77] Tits and ass can change your life
[01:44.05] They sure changed mine
[01:53.80] You're all looking at my tits now, aren't you?
[01:59.23] Have it all done
[02:02.47] Honey, take my word
[02:06.26] Grab a cab, c'mon
[02:07.86] See the wizard on
[02:09.34] Park and seventy-third
[02:12.55] For
[02:15.04] Tits and ass
[02:18.70] Orchestra and balcony
[02:22.97] What they want is what ya see
[02:27.08] Keep the best of you
[02:28.22] Do the rest of you
[02:29.88] Pits or class
[02:31.96] I have never seen it fail
[02:33.81] Debutante or chorus girl or wife
[02:38.23] Tits and ass
[02:40.12] Yes, tits and ass
[02:42.37] Have changed my life!
[02:51.59]