Guilty Party

The obvious answer is they just cant stand us
I can hardly stand to be stood up here at all

They used to always catch me crying on campus
Now I only cry at the Dufferin Mall

Who, me? I wish I could remember the name
Who, me? I'm never gonna see them again

Kiwi on the getaway
From the world-famous vampire
Telling me that I got
Nothing to worry about

And even though he's right
How am I gonna trust him
When I can't see him in the rear-view mirror
Giving me two thumbs way way up?

Who, me? I wish I could remember the name
Who, me? I'm never gonna see them again

I hope I won't be around
When the Shovel Committee
Shows their court ordered warrant to break ground

Because when they start digging
They don't stop digging, ya know?
Until the dirt's piled so high
You can't see out your window

Who, me? I wish I could remember the name
I don't remember no names no more
And you never show your face