Sex With a Stranger (feat. Rachel Bloom)

[00:04.83] Steppin' in the club, all those eyes on me
[00:07.11] But there's only one pair that I see
[00:09.27] He got a tight ass bod
[00:10.99] Big brown eyes
[00:11.99] Come on, cutie, get between my thighs
[00:14.29] 'Cause I...
[00:16.72] I don't even know your name
[00:19.93] (It's Jason, remember?)
[00:21.28] Shh, don't tell me, don't tell me
[00:23.75] Why...
[00:25.44] Don't we just call each other baby?
[00:29.20] It'll be simpler
[00:30.99] Hey, sexy stranger, come back to my place
[00:33.42] And I hope you're not a murderer
[00:35.78] Kiss me, baby, all over the place
[00:38.35] And please don't be a murderer
[00:40.52] Please don't be a murderer
[00:42.81] Pl-Pl-Please don't be a murderer
[00:45.52] I'm sorry, I'll stop talking 'bout the murderer thing
[00:47.69] Let me get back to playin' with your thing
[00:49.97] You got a beautiful ass
[00:51.55] Strong ass arms
[00:52.84] Is that a gun? Oh thank god, it's just your penis
[00:54.81] Have...
[00:57.45] You been tested for STDs? (STDs)
[01:01.40] Tell me please (STDs)
[01:04.78] Then...
[01:06.96] Waited the three month window
[01:09.39] And got tested again
[01:10.44] Just makin' sure
[01:12.38] Most people don't know about the window
[01:14.42] Hey, sexy stranger, let's go to my place
[01:16.55] And please don't harvest my kidney
[01:19.07] Don't give me that incredulous face
[01:21.31] I saw a movie like that on Lifetime
[01:23.85] Uh, your balls smell weird
[01:25.65] Your balls smell so much worse than I feared
[01:28.13] You haven't aired out those balls in hours
[01:30.68] Please go wash your balls in the shower
[01:32.94] The bathroom is right down the hall, okay?
[01:35.39] Please don't steal anything on the way (Don't steal)
[01:38.42] Hey, sexy stranger, I'll be right back
[01:40.54] I just forgot to do the dishes
[01:43.08] Keep yourself horny, stay in the mood
[01:45.35] I promise I'll be back, okay, see you in a second, bye
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