Dear Deer
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โฑ๏ธ 1:05 duration
๐ ID: 9021406
๐ Lyrics
Dear deer
I am writing you a letter
In the hopes that you'll know better
Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania
'Cause my dad's in a tree waiting to kill ya
Just be warned
Some say
Dream until tomorrow
That I'll wash away your sorrow
But I'm telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed
If you do you'll end up sitting in a potroast
It's not fair
Some say Pennsylvania's sunny
But I prefer to say it's gunny
Okay maybe that's not funny
But either way it's way too punny
I know
Okay
Dear deer
New Jersey just might suit you
Because there they cannot shoot you
But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun
But better than a man holding a shotgun
Don't you think?
I'm just writing to remind you
That an orange man will find you
And sneak up right behind you
To seal the fate that's been assigned to you
Just know
That your population is stringy
And the Pennsylvania thinking is just backwards
It'll leave you cold and melted on a placard
It's not fair
Deer I hope that you can hear me
'Cause I think of you so dearly
So I'll write each sentence clearly
And I'll sign it with sincerely,
K-A-T-E
I am writing you a letter
In the hopes that you'll know better
Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania
'Cause my dad's in a tree waiting to kill ya
Just be warned
Some say
Dream until tomorrow
That I'll wash away your sorrow
But I'm telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed
If you do you'll end up sitting in a potroast
It's not fair
Some say Pennsylvania's sunny
But I prefer to say it's gunny
Okay maybe that's not funny
But either way it's way too punny
I know
Okay
Dear deer
New Jersey just might suit you
Because there they cannot shoot you
But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun
But better than a man holding a shotgun
Don't you think?
I'm just writing to remind you
That an orange man will find you
And sneak up right behind you
To seal the fate that's been assigned to you
Just know
That your population is stringy
And the Pennsylvania thinking is just backwards
It'll leave you cold and melted on a placard
It's not fair
Deer I hope that you can hear me
'Cause I think of you so dearly
So I'll write each sentence clearly
And I'll sign it with sincerely,
K-A-T-E
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.73] Dear deer
[00:02.00] I am writing you a letter
[00:02.88] In the hopes that you'll know better
[00:03.83] Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania
[00:05.26] 'Cause my dad's in a tree waiting to kill ya
[00:06.94] Just be warned
[00:08.77] Some say
[00:09.93] Dream until tomorrow
[00:10.85] That I'll wash away your sorrow
[00:11.72] But I'm telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed
[00:13.54] If you do you'll end up sitting in a potroast
[00:15.29] It's not fair
[00:17.20] Some say Pennsylvania's sunny
[00:18.39] But I prefer to say it's gunny
[00:20.75] Okay maybe that's not funny
[00:22.60] But either way it's way too punny
[00:24.32] I know
[00:25.11] Okay
[00:26.42] Dear deer
[00:27.81] New Jersey just might suit you
[00:28.81] Because there they cannot shoot you
[00:29.79] But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun
[00:31.23] But better than a man holding a shotgun
[00:33.16] Don't you think?
[00:34.77] I'm just writing to remind you
[00:36.39] That an orange man will find you
[00:38.28] And sneak up right behind you
[00:40.68] To seal the fate that's been assigned to you
[00:42.49] Just know
[00:45.07] That your population is stringy
[00:46.04] And the Pennsylvania thinking is just backwards
[00:47.88] It'll leave you cold and melted on a placard
[00:49.75] It's not fair
[00:51.09] Deer I hope that you can hear me
[00:52.78] 'Cause I think of you so dearly
[00:54.63] So I'll write each sentence clearly
[00:57.06] And I'll sign it with sincerely,
[00:59.29] K-A-T-E
[01:02.28]
[00:02.00] I am writing you a letter
[00:02.88] In the hopes that you'll know better
[00:03.83] Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania
[00:05.26] 'Cause my dad's in a tree waiting to kill ya
[00:06.94] Just be warned
[00:08.77] Some say
[00:09.93] Dream until tomorrow
[00:10.85] That I'll wash away your sorrow
[00:11.72] But I'm telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed
[00:13.54] If you do you'll end up sitting in a potroast
[00:15.29] It's not fair
[00:17.20] Some say Pennsylvania's sunny
[00:18.39] But I prefer to say it's gunny
[00:20.75] Okay maybe that's not funny
[00:22.60] But either way it's way too punny
[00:24.32] I know
[00:25.11] Okay
[00:26.42] Dear deer
[00:27.81] New Jersey just might suit you
[00:28.81] Because there they cannot shoot you
[00:29.79] But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun
[00:31.23] But better than a man holding a shotgun
[00:33.16] Don't you think?
[00:34.77] I'm just writing to remind you
[00:36.39] That an orange man will find you
[00:38.28] And sneak up right behind you
[00:40.68] To seal the fate that's been assigned to you
[00:42.49] Just know
[00:45.07] That your population is stringy
[00:46.04] And the Pennsylvania thinking is just backwards
[00:47.88] It'll leave you cold and melted on a placard
[00:49.75] It's not fair
[00:51.09] Deer I hope that you can hear me
[00:52.78] 'Cause I think of you so dearly
[00:54.63] So I'll write each sentence clearly
[00:57.06] And I'll sign it with sincerely,
[00:59.29] K-A-T-E
[01:02.28]