Today You Are a Man
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โฑ๏ธ 1:24 duration
๐ ID: 9023631
๐ Lyrics
There's a gift from every guest, today you are a man,
The cocktail franks have all been blessed, today you are a man,
Your goyem friends have been agog since they left the synagogue,
Drunk on Schnapps and in a fog and speaking Hebrew best they can-- L'chaim!
'Cause you're a man!
There's a waitress, dressed up like a go-go,
but remember shiksas are a no-no.
Go shake hands with, each Tom, di*k, and Herschel,
They'll be schvitzing and what's even worse,
you'll have to kiss your aunts, and watch a zany dance.
But remember this it could be ten times worse, at least it's not your bris! Your bris!
Today you are a boy, boy, boy
Boy, boy, boy
Boy, boy, boy...
Boy? No, a man! Ole!
The cocktail franks have all been blessed, today you are a man,
Your goyem friends have been agog since they left the synagogue,
Drunk on Schnapps and in a fog and speaking Hebrew best they can-- L'chaim!
'Cause you're a man!
There's a waitress, dressed up like a go-go,
but remember shiksas are a no-no.
Go shake hands with, each Tom, di*k, and Herschel,
They'll be schvitzing and what's even worse,
you'll have to kiss your aunts, and watch a zany dance.
But remember this it could be ten times worse, at least it's not your bris! Your bris!
Today you are a boy, boy, boy
Boy, boy, boy
Boy, boy, boy...
Boy? No, a man! Ole!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:13.17] There's a gift from every guest, today you are a man,
[00:16.75] The cocktail franks have all been blessed, today you are a man,
[00:19.98] Your goyem friends have been agog since they left the synagogue,
[00:23.04] Drunk on Schnapps and in a fog and speaking Hebrew best they can-- L'chaim!
[00:28.92] 'Cause you're a man!
[00:33.92] There's a waitress, dressed up like a go-go,
[00:37.19] but remember shiksas are a no-no.
[00:40.27] Go shake hands with, each Tom, di*k, and Herschel,
[00:43.94] They'll be schvitzing and what's even worse,
[00:46.66] you'll have to kiss your aunts, and watch a zany dance.
[00:50.25] But remember this it could be ten times worse, at least it's not your bris! Your bris!
[00:57.94] Today you are a boy, boy, boy
[01:04.60] Boy, boy, boy
[01:06.96] Boy, boy, boy...
[01:11.91] Boy? No, a man! Ole!
[01:19.87]
[00:16.75] The cocktail franks have all been blessed, today you are a man,
[00:19.98] Your goyem friends have been agog since they left the synagogue,
[00:23.04] Drunk on Schnapps and in a fog and speaking Hebrew best they can-- L'chaim!
[00:28.92] 'Cause you're a man!
[00:33.92] There's a waitress, dressed up like a go-go,
[00:37.19] but remember shiksas are a no-no.
[00:40.27] Go shake hands with, each Tom, di*k, and Herschel,
[00:43.94] They'll be schvitzing and what's even worse,
[00:46.66] you'll have to kiss your aunts, and watch a zany dance.
[00:50.25] But remember this it could be ten times worse, at least it's not your bris! Your bris!
[00:57.94] Today you are a boy, boy, boy
[01:04.60] Boy, boy, boy
[01:06.96] Boy, boy, boy...
[01:11.91] Boy? No, a man! Ole!
[01:19.87]