Drunk Texting

[00:21.68] Take away my phone when I'm drinkin'
[00:31.90] 'cause I'll be drunk textin' like what the hell 'm I thinkin'
[00:34.63] I'll be textin' this girl, that girl
[00:37.37] Thinkin' Imma mac girls, but end up lookin' stupid
[00:39.16] Well I guess I had it backwards
[00:42.76] Naw! Just playin', what the hell 'm I sayin'?
[00:44.51] Haven't had a wink of sleep & just flew in from dayton
[00:47.24] Wuh-owww, be fadin' away gettin' faded all day
[00:53.62] So, pass me a bottle of patron,
[00:56.37] Gimme 'bout a half an hour ill be on the phone
[00:59.01] Hittin' you up, "are you awake?" "are you home?"
[01:01.75] Textin' me back like "mike, what the fuck you on?"
[01:05.38] Man! I need you to tell me I'm embarassin' myself
[01:08.03] Put my phone away,
[01:09.89] And leave it on the shelf 'till im sober.
[01:12.55] 'Til the night's over, I can't be doin this when im older
[01:17.06] I'll be the king of drunk textin'
[01:19.71] And it feels good to be flexin'
[01:23.38] On this pretty girl and her best friend
[01:26.07] While the one right here's undressin'
[01:28.79] Guess I'll never learn my lesson
[01:32.31] Never listen to the suggestions
[01:35.10] Close my eyes and I'll rest them
[01:37.82] Forever be destined to look like a fool, yeah
[01:45.99] Look like a fool, yeah
[01:51.36] I hear my conscience telling me to leave this girl alone
[02:07.52] But it's talking to me through a bad connection on the phone
[02:11.13] So I'm doin' it anyway
[02:12.96] All the shit im gonna say I probably won't mean tomorrow
[02:15.60] Fuck it. It's another day-ay-ay-ay
[02:17.41] I always say too much in text,
[02:20.15] Leadin' all these groupies on, cause I don't even want the sex
[02:23.80] And to be honest I don't mean the things I'm sayin'
[02:26.54] I hope that you ain't serious, 'cause baby I'm just playin'
[02:30.12] I'm just try'na hear you say you like me better than you do
[02:32.87] You don't really ask for all the pictures that you're sendin'you
[02:35.51] I don't really need 'em, prob'ly just delete 'em
[02:38.23] Just confirmed that you're a ho, and I don't wanna see 'em
[02:41.82] But I'll tell you what my friends think. Once I let my friends see
[02:44.53] You should prolly think about the shit you're gonna send me
[02:47.21] Catch me in the moment when I'm drunk, and I'll be friendly
[02:49.94] 'Cause I ain't serious, babe I'm just havin' fun pretendin'
[02:53.58] I'm the king of drunk texting
[02:55.30] And it feels good to be flexin'
[02:58.98] On this pretty girl and her best friend
[03:01.68] While the one right here's undressin'
[03:04.45] Guess I'll never learn my lesson
[03:07.14] Never listen to the suggestions
[03:09.89] Close my eyes and ill rest them
[03:13.44] Forever be destined to look like a fool, yeah
[03:21.51] Look like a fool, yeah
[03:35.19] 'Cause I'm the king of drunk textin'
[04:08.55] And it feels good to be flexin'
[04:11.22] On this pretty girl and her best friend
[04:13.92] While the one right here's undressin'
[04:16.65] Guess I'll never learn my lesson
[04:20.28] Never listen to the suggestions
[04:22.94] Close my eyes and ill rest them
[04:25.68] Forever be destined to look like a fool, yeah
[04:34.74] Look like a fool, yeah
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