If Jesus had a sister
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๐ Lyrics
If Jesus had a sister, would she bring him down to earth?
Say, "Jesus, I'm your sister, I can say for what it's worth"
You might find immortality but what's the good of that to you?"
Your father is a carpenter, why don't you get a trade too?
The authorities won't tolerate these claims he tends to make
Calls himself a Messiah when he's assumed to be a fake
If Jesus had a sister, she'd say "Get real, Mister!
Of course, he has a mother and though she's very nice
She never seems to offer any sensible advice
If Jesus had a sister, she might put up a fight
Climbing up a mountain, preaching to one and all
It might sound like a humble sermon but pride comes before a fall
The truth may still elude us but it'll catch up in the end
Or my name isn't Judas and Jesus is not my friend
If only he had a sister to say, "Get real, Mister!
Say, "Jesus, I'm your sister, I can say for what it's worth"
You might find immortality but what's the good of that to you?"
Your father is a carpenter, why don't you get a trade too?
The authorities won't tolerate these claims he tends to make
Calls himself a Messiah when he's assumed to be a fake
If Jesus had a sister, she'd say "Get real, Mister!
Of course, he has a mother and though she's very nice
She never seems to offer any sensible advice
If Jesus had a sister, she might put up a fight
Climbing up a mountain, preaching to one and all
It might sound like a humble sermon but pride comes before a fall
The truth may still elude us but it'll catch up in the end
Or my name isn't Judas and Jesus is not my friend
If only he had a sister to say, "Get real, Mister!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:19.16] If Jesus had a sister, would she bring him down to earth?
[00:35.46] Say, "Jesus, I'm your sister, I can say for what it's worth"
[00:51.54] You might find immortality but what's the good of that to you?"
[01:07.30] Your father is a carpenter, why don't you get a trade too?
[01:23.76] The authorities won't tolerate these claims he tends to make
[01:40.11] Calls himself a Messiah when he's assumed to be a fake
[01:56.07] If Jesus had a sister, she'd say "Get real, Mister!
[02:09.42]
[02:28.03] Of course, he has a mother and though she's very nice
[02:44.08] She never seems to offer any sensible advice
[03:00.11] If Jesus had a sister, she might put up a fight
[03:16.44] Climbing up a mountain, preaching to one and all
[03:24.52] It might sound like a humble sermon but pride comes before a fall
[03:32.41] The truth may still elude us but it'll catch up in the end
[03:40.26] Or my name isn't Judas and Jesus is not my friend
[03:50.36] If only he had a sister to say, "Get real, Mister!
[04:00.95]
[00:35.46] Say, "Jesus, I'm your sister, I can say for what it's worth"
[00:51.54] You might find immortality but what's the good of that to you?"
[01:07.30] Your father is a carpenter, why don't you get a trade too?
[01:23.76] The authorities won't tolerate these claims he tends to make
[01:40.11] Calls himself a Messiah when he's assumed to be a fake
[01:56.07] If Jesus had a sister, she'd say "Get real, Mister!
[02:09.42]
[02:28.03] Of course, he has a mother and though she's very nice
[02:44.08] She never seems to offer any sensible advice
[03:00.11] If Jesus had a sister, she might put up a fight
[03:16.44] Climbing up a mountain, preaching to one and all
[03:24.52] It might sound like a humble sermon but pride comes before a fall
[03:32.41] The truth may still elude us but it'll catch up in the end
[03:40.26] Or my name isn't Judas and Jesus is not my friend
[03:50.36] If only he had a sister to say, "Get real, Mister!
[04:00.95]