The Best Things In Life
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โฑ๏ธ 3:00 duration
๐ ID: 9068358
๐ Lyrics
My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man
And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.
They've got one of those stickers
In the back of their van; it says:
We've seen the prices at the zoo.
Well today I knocked upon their door
And said that I was passing,
And charlie launched a scathing attack.
When I asked him what I'd done, he said
"You stupid bastard! We live in a cul-de-sac!"
Went to Dali's party; it was fancy dress.
I just stuck an apple in my face.
I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress,
Reckoned he'd beat Gagarin into space.
He said "Hi there boys!
Like I'm sorry I'm late!
But I was getting done up
As a Mogul Thrash acetate!"
Me, I got bored
So I went home,
Got into bed,
And came to the conclusion...
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
On a Saturday Night instead of going to a pub.
And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.
They've got one of those stickers
In the back of their van; it says:
We've seen the prices at the zoo.
Well today I knocked upon their door
And said that I was passing,
And charlie launched a scathing attack.
When I asked him what I'd done, he said
"You stupid bastard! We live in a cul-de-sac!"
Went to Dali's party; it was fancy dress.
I just stuck an apple in my face.
I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress,
Reckoned he'd beat Gagarin into space.
He said "Hi there boys!
Like I'm sorry I'm late!
But I was getting done up
As a Mogul Thrash acetate!"
Me, I got bored
So I went home,
Got into bed,
And came to the conclusion...
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
On a Saturday Night instead of going to a pub.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:22.76] My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man
[00:25.89] And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.
[00:28.77] They've got one of those stickers
[00:30.85] In the back of their van; it says:
[00:32.88] We've seen the prices at the zoo.
[00:35.74] Well today I knocked upon their door
[00:37.82] And said that I was passing,
[00:39.92] And charlie launched a scathing attack.
[00:43.88] When I asked him what I'd done, he said
[00:45.87] "You stupid bastard! We live in a cul-de-sac!"
[01:26.44] Went to Dali's party; it was fancy dress.
[01:30.36] I just stuck an apple in my face.
[01:34.45] I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress,
[01:37.34] Reckoned he'd beat Gagarin into space.
[01:41.50] He said "Hi there boys!
[01:43.56] Like I'm sorry I'm late!
[01:45.61] But I was getting done up
[01:46.47] As a Mogul Thrash acetate!"
[01:48.43] Me, I got bored
[01:50.58] So I went home,
[01:52.61] Got into bed,
[01:53.64] And came to the conclusion...
[02:25.92] There is nothing better in life
[02:27.91] Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol
[02:31.87] There is nothing better in life
[02:35.06] Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
[02:39.16] There is nothing better in life
[02:42.01] Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
[02:45.17] There is nothing better in life
[02:48.22] Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
[02:51.19] On a Saturday Night instead of going to a pub.
[02:57.33]
[00:25.89] And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.
[00:28.77] They've got one of those stickers
[00:30.85] In the back of their van; it says:
[00:32.88] We've seen the prices at the zoo.
[00:35.74] Well today I knocked upon their door
[00:37.82] And said that I was passing,
[00:39.92] And charlie launched a scathing attack.
[00:43.88] When I asked him what I'd done, he said
[00:45.87] "You stupid bastard! We live in a cul-de-sac!"
[01:26.44] Went to Dali's party; it was fancy dress.
[01:30.36] I just stuck an apple in my face.
[01:34.45] I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress,
[01:37.34] Reckoned he'd beat Gagarin into space.
[01:41.50] He said "Hi there boys!
[01:43.56] Like I'm sorry I'm late!
[01:45.61] But I was getting done up
[01:46.47] As a Mogul Thrash acetate!"
[01:48.43] Me, I got bored
[01:50.58] So I went home,
[01:52.61] Got into bed,
[01:53.64] And came to the conclusion...
[02:25.92] There is nothing better in life
[02:27.91] Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol
[02:31.87] There is nothing better in life
[02:35.06] Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
[02:39.16] There is nothing better in life
[02:42.01] Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
[02:45.17] There is nothing better in life
[02:48.22] Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
[02:51.19] On a Saturday Night instead of going to a pub.
[02:57.33]