Why Can’t I Have Two? (2468)
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⏱️ 2:19 duration
🆔 ID: 9070164
📜 Lyrics
There's these two guys, both are so nice
We get on, oh, so well (let me tell you)
One's got the game, one's got the change
Think I might need some help (please, please help)
I'm just gonna say, "Would it be okay
If I could just speak my mind?" (My mind up)
Well, let me put it this way when I fill up my plate
I like a-something on the side
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two?
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me two, four, six, eight
Why should I settle for one?
They say it isn't allowed, because three is a crowd
But what if I took all my clothes off, started doin' it now?
Would you say, "Men don't like to share, you know?"
Have you never heard of somethin' called "Ménage à trois"?
Well, I have, and it goes like this
Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss
I'm just kiddin', man, I'm only takin' the piss
I'm not into that
What do you think this is?
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two?
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me two, four, six, eight
Why should I settle for one?
Why should boys have all the fun?
I'm not a slut, just a woman
And if you can, I can too
And that's what we're gonna do
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two? (I want you and you)
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
('Cause I want you and I want you) two, four, six, eight
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Tell you what I really hate
('Cause I want you, but I want you too) I got you, but I want your mate
(So why, oh, why can't I have two?) Oh, why can't I have two?
('Cause I want you and I want you) four, three, two, one
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why should I settle for one?
We get on, oh, so well (let me tell you)
One's got the game, one's got the change
Think I might need some help (please, please help)
I'm just gonna say, "Would it be okay
If I could just speak my mind?" (My mind up)
Well, let me put it this way when I fill up my plate
I like a-something on the side
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two?
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me two, four, six, eight
Why should I settle for one?
They say it isn't allowed, because three is a crowd
But what if I took all my clothes off, started doin' it now?
Would you say, "Men don't like to share, you know?"
Have you never heard of somethin' called "Ménage à trois"?
Well, I have, and it goes like this
Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss
I'm just kiddin', man, I'm only takin' the piss
I'm not into that
What do you think this is?
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two?
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me two, four, six, eight
Why should I settle for one?
Why should boys have all the fun?
I'm not a slut, just a woman
And if you can, I can too
And that's what we're gonna do
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two? (I want you and you)
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
('Cause I want you and I want you) two, four, six, eight
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Tell you what I really hate
('Cause I want you, but I want you too) I got you, but I want your mate
(So why, oh, why can't I have two?) Oh, why can't I have two?
('Cause I want you and I want you) four, three, two, one
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why should I settle for one?
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.24] There's these two guys, both are so nice
[00:04.51] We get on, oh, so well (let me tell you)
[00:06.89] One's got the game, one's got the change
[00:09.02] Think I might need some help (please, please help)
[00:11.38] I'm just gonna say, "Would it be okay
[00:13.65] If I could just speak my mind?" (My mind up)
[00:15.92] Well, let me put it this way when I fill up my plate
[00:18.41] I like a-something on the side
[00:20.52] Two, four, six, eight
[00:22.89] Tell you what I really hate
[00:25.17] I got you, but I want your mate
[00:27.35] Oh, why can't I have two?
[00:29.64] Four, three, two, one
[00:31.91] Trouble's always dressed like fun
[00:34.25] A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
[00:38.30] If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
[00:40.68] So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
[00:43.16] So give me two, four, six, eight
[00:45.68] Why should I settle for one?
[00:47.64] They say it isn't allowed, because three is a crowd
[00:50.18] But what if I took all my clothes off, started doin' it now?
[00:52.32] Would you say, "Men don't like to share, you know?"
[00:54.55] Have you never heard of somethin' called "Ménage à trois"?
[00:56.96] Well, I have, and it goes like this
[00:58.61] Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss
[01:01.25] I'm just kiddin', man, I'm only takin' the piss
[01:03.85] I'm not into that
[01:04.94] What do you think this is?
[01:06.39] Two, four, six, eight
[01:08.45] Tell you what I really hate
[01:10.69] I got you, but I want your mate
[01:13.22] Oh, why can't I have two?
[01:15.44] Four, three, two, one
[01:17.78] Trouble's always dressed like fun
[01:20.05] A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
[01:24.03] If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
[01:26.23] So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
[01:28.78] So give me two, four, six, eight
[01:31.55] Why should I settle for one?
[01:33.25] Why should boys have all the fun?
[01:35.37] I'm not a slut, just a woman
[01:37.82] And if you can, I can too
[01:40.01] And that's what we're gonna do
[01:42.81] Two, four, six, eight
[01:45.14] Tell you what I really hate
[01:47.36] I got you, but I want your mate
[01:49.62] Oh, why can't I have two? (I want you and you)
[01:51.92] Four, three, two, one
[01:54.23] Trouble's always dressed like fun
[01:56.51] A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
[02:00.67] ('Cause I want you and I want you) two, four, six, eight
[02:03.12] (Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Tell you what I really hate
[02:05.13] ('Cause I want you, but I want you too) I got you, but I want your mate
[02:07.43] (So why, oh, why can't I have two?) Oh, why can't I have two?
[02:09.68] ('Cause I want you and I want you) four, three, two, one
[02:12.05] (Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Trouble's always dressed like fun
[02:14.89] A girl needs to get some, so why should I settle for one?
[02:18.85]
[00:04.51] We get on, oh, so well (let me tell you)
[00:06.89] One's got the game, one's got the change
[00:09.02] Think I might need some help (please, please help)
[00:11.38] I'm just gonna say, "Would it be okay
[00:13.65] If I could just speak my mind?" (My mind up)
[00:15.92] Well, let me put it this way when I fill up my plate
[00:18.41] I like a-something on the side
[00:20.52] Two, four, six, eight
[00:22.89] Tell you what I really hate
[00:25.17] I got you, but I want your mate
[00:27.35] Oh, why can't I have two?
[00:29.64] Four, three, two, one
[00:31.91] Trouble's always dressed like fun
[00:34.25] A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
[00:38.30] If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
[00:40.68] So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
[00:43.16] So give me two, four, six, eight
[00:45.68] Why should I settle for one?
[00:47.64] They say it isn't allowed, because three is a crowd
[00:50.18] But what if I took all my clothes off, started doin' it now?
[00:52.32] Would you say, "Men don't like to share, you know?"
[00:54.55] Have you never heard of somethin' called "Ménage à trois"?
[00:56.96] Well, I have, and it goes like this
[00:58.61] Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss
[01:01.25] I'm just kiddin', man, I'm only takin' the piss
[01:03.85] I'm not into that
[01:04.94] What do you think this is?
[01:06.39] Two, four, six, eight
[01:08.45] Tell you what I really hate
[01:10.69] I got you, but I want your mate
[01:13.22] Oh, why can't I have two?
[01:15.44] Four, three, two, one
[01:17.78] Trouble's always dressed like fun
[01:20.05] A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
[01:24.03] If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
[01:26.23] So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
[01:28.78] So give me two, four, six, eight
[01:31.55] Why should I settle for one?
[01:33.25] Why should boys have all the fun?
[01:35.37] I'm not a slut, just a woman
[01:37.82] And if you can, I can too
[01:40.01] And that's what we're gonna do
[01:42.81] Two, four, six, eight
[01:45.14] Tell you what I really hate
[01:47.36] I got you, but I want your mate
[01:49.62] Oh, why can't I have two? (I want you and you)
[01:51.92] Four, three, two, one
[01:54.23] Trouble's always dressed like fun
[01:56.51] A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
[02:00.67] ('Cause I want you and I want you) two, four, six, eight
[02:03.12] (Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Tell you what I really hate
[02:05.13] ('Cause I want you, but I want you too) I got you, but I want your mate
[02:07.43] (So why, oh, why can't I have two?) Oh, why can't I have two?
[02:09.68] ('Cause I want you and I want you) four, three, two, one
[02:12.05] (Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Trouble's always dressed like fun
[02:14.89] A girl needs to get some, so why should I settle for one?
[02:18.85]