Fifty

[00:08.55] Well, I guess I'm fuckin' 50
[00:13.28] Some say I'm old as fuck
[00:17.73] Still sippin' Jim Beam whiskey
[00:22.06] 'Cause goddamn pandemic suck
[00:26.85] I guess I'm fuckin' 50
[00:30.79] No need to look it up
[00:35.22] Well, I might be fuckin' 50
[00:39.96] But I still don't give one fuck
[00:48.77] Well, I guess I'm fuckin' 50
[00:53.45] But I'm still standin' tall
[00:57.26] Even though I can't hear shit
[01:01.40] I can't see and I'm goin' bald
[01:05.97] I guess I'm fuckin' 50
[01:09.93] But I'm better off than you
[01:13.80] Well, I might be fuckin' 50
[01:18.27] But your mom still thinks I'm cool, whoo!
[01:24.35] Well, I guess I'm fuckin' 50
[01:28.52] I'm through drinkin' and blackin' out
[01:32.50] No more talkin' shit about Oprah
[01:37.25] Or fightin' at the Waffle House
[01:41.31] I guess I'm fuckin' 50
[01:45.17] A far cry from 17
[01:49.21] Well, I might be fuckin' 50
[01:53.36] But this dick's still long and lean
[01:59.68] Alright
[02:00.89]
[02:13.40] Aw, shit
[02:16.37] Well, I guess I'm fuckin' 50
[02:20.70] No more groupies o-on the bus (I gotta chill)
[02:24.74] I don't hang much more with outlaws
[02:28.81] I spend more time at Toys R Us
[02:33.72] I guess I'm fuckin' 50
[02:37.98] But that's okay with me
[02:41.30] I still rock like a chair, middle finger in the air
[02:45.85] With my granddaughter on my knee
[02:51.95] Well, I guess I'm fuckin' 50
[02:56.15] And as I stare down 51
[03:00.35] I got a million crazy stories
[03:04.58] And can't remember fuckin' one
[03:09.22] I guess I'm fuckin' 50
[03:13.12] But I still love to dance
[03:17.03] Yeah, I might be fuckin' 50, ooh-ooh
[03:23.18] (Oh, God Almighty Bob, Jesus, whoo!)
[03:27.83] I think I just shit my pants
[03:33.60] Well, I guess I'm fuckin' 50
[03:37.92] Oh, gettin' old really sucks
[03:42.33] Strippers used to kiss me
[03:46.38] Nowadays it costs 20 bucks
[03:50.87] I guess I'm fuckin' 50
[03:54.85] But I still ain't no lame duck
[03:58.89] And if the critics still don't dig me, fuck 'em
[04:03.73] They can get these nuts, yeehaw!
[04:14.78] Yee!
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