Porcupine Eating a Carrot

Porcupine eating a carrot
Porcupine eating a carrot
A lady hands him a carrot
And then he's all
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Porcupine loves a carrot
Climbs a fence to get to the carrot
A guy is watching him eat a carrot
And then he's all
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Yeah this is for real people
When I first saw you eating that carrot
I knew you were no ordinary porcupine
And then he's all
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So people wanna take your carrot
And give it to the greedy rich giraffe
But you just keep on eating that carrot
Because you are the porcupine

Porcupine eating a carrot
Porcupine eating a carrot
Another lady hands him a carrot
And then he's all
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YEAH
Get silly
Do the carrot-eating porcupine dance
Doo badoobly boo badoopadoo
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