Two Steppers, Waltzes, and Shuffles

Bar-band drunk
Playing loose as the Rolling Stones
I'm half lit myself
I need a good done wrong

Crowd on the dance floor high fivin' and flyin'
While we wait on an old school two-four
Boys, I'm buying

Yeah, we're hittin' them whiskey doubles
Buzzin' like neon lights
Lonely hearts and one-night lovers
Dancin' through the honky tonk nights
To two steppers, waltzes, and shuffles

Cowgirl in the back yellin' somethin' 'bout Jumping Jack Flash
Me, I need some good old Hag and a lot more cash
Give me some tear in my beer, lonesome, and lonely
Sweet music to my ears, lay some of that on me

Oh, I'm hittin' them whiskey doubles
Buzzin' like a neon light
Lonely hearts and one-night lovers
Dancin' through the honky tonk nights
To two steppers, waltzes, and shuffles

Yeah, we're hittin' them whiskey doubles
Buzzin' like neon lights
Lonely hearts and one-night lovers
Dancin' through the honky tonk nights
To two steppers, waltzes, and shuffles
Oh, to two steppers, waltzes, and shuffles