Springwater

I blacked out side the Springwater
took a piss out in the parking lot
in the shape of Africa
Blackjack, wrecked my Cadillac
bought a present for my nose and
I tore off all my clothes and then I
went down on a rodeo clown
while the bulls all watched
and gathered around

Man
Aw Man

Trippin on shrooms, cussin out the moon
like flowers for Algernon
ran down to the Parthenon
something wrong with your marble ding dong
took some speed to calm me down
and I'll never fuck Poseidon again

Man
Aw Man

Sang CCR after huffing gasoline
threw up potato salad on the karaok machine
told my friends kid Santa wasn't real
are you interested in boobies yet
and do you want to feel one