Auf Wiedersehen Augustus Gloop

Willy Wonka: Augustus no! Stay away from the chocolate waterfall

Mrs. Gloop: Mr. Wonka, he's just a little peckish

Augustus: Just one more handful

Willy Wonka: Augustus please

Augustus: Mr. Wonka it's wonder bar, ah aaahhhhhh *splash*

Willy Wonka: Oh dear. Quick bring down the diversionary plumbing

Mr. Salt: Dear god Wonka, what in heavens name is th...

Mr. Beauregard: Who in the name of pop are those people

Mrs. Gloop: Will they save him

Willy Wonka: No but they'll save my chocolate.
Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce, The OOMPA LOOMPAS!!!!!!!!!!!
Gloop in soup, thar she blows
Slowly up the pipe he flows
To the mixing room he rises
Hope, that pipe can take all sizes
If he listened he would not be
Headed for the fudging pot but
He was not obedient
Now he is an ingredient

Mr Beauregard: Are they you're entourage Wonka?

Willy Wonka: No mr. Beauregard, their my workers
Cut, dice, mince, slice
Time to make the fuge

Churn, chop, pond, pop
Time to make the fuge

Snap, snip, whisk, whip
Let you're stomach be the juge

Boil, beat
Hey turn up the heat
Cause everyone loves fuge

Augustus: Help!

Mrs. Gloop: Augustus!
Auf Weidersehen Augustus Gloop
It's time to say goodbye

You great big greedy nincompoop
It's time fugify

You never tried to make a friend
But now we'll have some fun

For though you're tour is at an end
Our joy has just begun

Augustus: Momma I'm shtuck

Mrs. Gloop: Try realising some gas

Augustus: *fart*

Mrs. Gloop: Ooh
Ounce ground, twice pound
Time to make the fuge

Stretch, strain, cause pain
Time to make the fuge

I'm tellin'g ya

Sift, shake, then we bake
And stick it with a fork

Don't throw away the scraps today
Cause we love candied pork

Augustus: I feel so lonely
Auf Weidersehen Augustus Gloop
You're tour is now complete

You show the meaning to you group of
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!

So mother courage you must show
But please don't hold a grudge

Cause as a boy he was so-so...
But he makes tasty.

Yes he makes tasty...

Mrs. Gloop: AUGUSTUS!!!
...FUGE!!!