Your Redneck Past

[00:30.23] Choose from any number of magazines
[00:38.52] Who do you want to be?
[00:42.46] Billy Idol or Kool Moe Dee?
[00:48.04] If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past
[00:55.98] There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
[01:04.16] They'll never send you home
[01:11.09] Roots!
[01:13.93] The funny limbs that grow underground
[01:18.99] That keep you from falling down
[01:23.13] Don't you think that you'll need them now?
[01:28.48] Just find a place where no one knows of your redneck past
[01:36.45] Yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past
[01:44.93] You'll show them all back home
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[01:56.28] Désolé, je suis americain
[02:03.98] Please cook my steak again
[02:08.45] Je suis americain
[02:14.07] Désolé, je ne parle pas français
[02:27.27] Laws vary from state to state
[02:34.86] Get you some books on tape
[02:39.17] To learn about holes in space
[02:44.13] If you're afraid they might uncover your redneck ass
[02:52.09] There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
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[03:08.13] It's good to be back home
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