I Thought They Smelt Bad On The Outside

Luke
Is laying motionless facedown in the
Snow
Thinking fuck where did that time go
Now old Ben appears
Urging Luke to go to Dagobah
To learn from the
One who trained him Master Yoda
The greatest jedi who ever lived

Unable to get up Luke faceplants again
After calling for old Ben
But just at that
Moment Han Solo arrives in the nick
Of time It's all about
Keeping this Jedi here warm and alive

Dragging the dazed young man
Through the snow of Hoth

Han brings him to a taun taun
That just so happened to drop
Taking Luke's lightsabre in hand
Han cuts - the beasts - guts
From end to end
Then he stuffs the boy inside
Knowing it will keep
Him warm and alive
I thought they smelt
Bad on the outside

The
Insides of
This thing smell
Worse than the outside
Screw
You Han
For shoving me in
Without a question why
It's so gross in here
I hope he didn't cut open
The poor bastard's bowels

I've never smelt anything worse even
Jabba had a better aroma than this
Once I'm back to normal
I'll get that scoundrel back
I'll jump out and attack

Covered in taun taun
Guts and quickly push him in
Before he can react
Then I'll seal it up
And wait til finally he yacks

But first thing's first I can't move
Because it fucking hurts

Gotta stay laying here
Inside this creature that I never
Want to be - near
Again
Egggeeggh
Yeaaaaa - Yeaaaa - Yeaaah
Egggg - ggeee
Eggggh
Yggee -
Yeaaaaaaaagggeeeeeeee
I
Luke am laying motionless inside
A taun taun

Corpse
Thinking how the fuck did I get
Myself into this

Mess
Han came - at the right time but

Put
Me in the wrong - place Soon it will
Be time - to take
MY REVENGE!