The Bloated One

Welcome to the palace of the bloated one
Grotesque in nature; a giant, fat and greedy slug
Seemingly a tad slow as if his brain
is numbed but he will never jump the gun
He is really just tonnes of fun

The beautiful fear this grub
For if you're beautiful, this slimey piece of worm ridden filth,
Stagnant in juices, too overweight to provide any excuses;
Will watch you slave away until the end of your days

Oh, the almighty Jabba
Gurgling and writhing
Struggling to breathe
Just barely surviving
Now cower in fear
The end is drawing near
Just pray you will never become his
new entertainment or panicked feast

Running his wet, stubby fingers down your spine
A monument of gluttony so falsely divine

He pleasures himself whilst ruining the galaxy
Destroying the outer rim and harvesting everything
In his green eyes the dark lords don't have shit on him now
Who needs powers of lightning and asphyxiation when you have
so many slaves to waste away for no pay beyond the light of day
All hail the great crime lord
Bow down to your master, the all powerful hutt

Ruler of the desert sea
The sands that shift and sink beneath your feet
Home of his favourite beast
Grave of his enemies

Jabba the cuck
Jabba the cunt
You are his slave for all eternity
Jabba the cuck
You will die of old age in chains for him
Jabba the cunt

Welcome to the palace of the bloated one so undeserving
Here you will spend your life in punishment
for living on this wretched desert planet unworthy
Welcome to your new home new hell, now it's time to dance mademoiselle

You now must spin and sway wave your hands and swing your hips
Just don't stop moving that body don't stop rocking the ship
Keep the chunky maggot happy smiling and laughing
If, you do stop,
dancing he will reel you in with the very chain that binds you to him
Licking his bulging lips with a slimey meaty tongue that
just wants to taste you as a dinner dish on his fucking plate
Keep it up or you will be his favourite feast tonight