The Great Salmon Scam
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โฑ๏ธ 2:13 duration
๐ ID: 9109894
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Come gather round, I'll tell you a tale
Of action, deception, anger and betrayal
This was the moment when the Cod War began
Everybody's calling it the Great Salmon Scam
Someone had meddled with my royal guards
fWhip made a trip, left a calling card
A stranger swam by, he was probably a spy
So I put him in a bucket and I quarantined the guy
It's the perfect plan
The great, great, Great Salmon Scam
I'd annoy fWhip, and line my pockets too
I would make a trade
I needed rocket fuel
He wanted some salmon so I went and caught a ton
Travelled to his home and so a deal could be done
I showed him my haul
He said that it sufficed
He gave me the fuel
They make the wings go fly, fly
Then we flew off and put the salmon in a lake
Little did he know that he had made a big mistake
It's the perfect plan
The great, great, Great Salmon Scam
I had to tell my sea-bling that it was all on track
So I went to see him in his empty shack
Led him to the lake, then he said, ("Start the Hunt!")
Let my axolotls loose so they could have some lunch
fWhip got revenge, a final act of malice
Flying monstrosities all around my palace
A trail of airborne salmon from the scene of the crime
The Cod War may continue for a long, long time
An imperfect plan
The Not-So-Great Salmon Scam
Of action, deception, anger and betrayal
This was the moment when the Cod War began
Everybody's calling it the Great Salmon Scam
Someone had meddled with my royal guards
fWhip made a trip, left a calling card
A stranger swam by, he was probably a spy
So I put him in a bucket and I quarantined the guy
It's the perfect plan
The great, great, Great Salmon Scam
I'd annoy fWhip, and line my pockets too
I would make a trade
I needed rocket fuel
He wanted some salmon so I went and caught a ton
Travelled to his home and so a deal could be done
I showed him my haul
He said that it sufficed
He gave me the fuel
They make the wings go fly, fly
Then we flew off and put the salmon in a lake
Little did he know that he had made a big mistake
It's the perfect plan
The great, great, Great Salmon Scam
I had to tell my sea-bling that it was all on track
So I went to see him in his empty shack
Led him to the lake, then he said, ("Start the Hunt!")
Let my axolotls loose so they could have some lunch
fWhip got revenge, a final act of malice
Flying monstrosities all around my palace
A trail of airborne salmon from the scene of the crime
The Cod War may continue for a long, long time
An imperfect plan
The Not-So-Great Salmon Scam
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.62] Come gather round, I'll tell you a tale
[00:09.84] Of action, deception, anger and betrayal
[00:13.38] This was the moment when the Cod War began
[00:16.55] Everybody's calling it the Great Salmon Scam
[00:19.98] Someone had meddled with my royal guards
[00:23.14] fWhip made a trip, left a calling card
[00:26.34] A stranger swam by, he was probably a spy
[00:29.69] So I put him in a bucket and I quarantined the guy
[00:33.60] It's the perfect plan
[00:36.25] The great, great, Great Salmon Scam
[00:42.29]
[00:46.64] I'd annoy fWhip, and line my pockets too
[00:49.81] I would make a trade
[00:51.53] I needed rocket fuel
[00:53.26] He wanted some salmon so I went and caught a ton
[00:56.45] Travelled to his home and so a deal could be done
[00:59.95] I showed him my haul
[01:01.20] He said that it sufficed
[01:03.16] He gave me the fuel
[01:04.60] They make the wings go fly, fly
[01:06.59] Then we flew off and put the salmon in a lake
[01:09.86] Little did he know that he had made a big mistake
[01:13.58] It's the perfect plan
[01:15.97] The great, great, Great Salmon Scam
[01:21.71]
[01:33.32] I had to tell my sea-bling that it was all on track
[01:36.62] So I went to see him in his empty shack
[01:40.07] Led him to the lake, then he said, ("Start the Hunt!")
[01:43.46] Let my axolotls loose so they could have some lunch
[01:46.34] fWhip got revenge, a final act of malice
[01:49.86] Flying monstrosities all around my palace
[01:53.31] A trail of airborne salmon from the scene of the crime
[01:56.36] The Cod War may continue for a long, long time
[02:00.58] An imperfect plan
[02:03.16] The Not-So-Great Salmon Scam
[02:06.75]
[00:09.84] Of action, deception, anger and betrayal
[00:13.38] This was the moment when the Cod War began
[00:16.55] Everybody's calling it the Great Salmon Scam
[00:19.98] Someone had meddled with my royal guards
[00:23.14] fWhip made a trip, left a calling card
[00:26.34] A stranger swam by, he was probably a spy
[00:29.69] So I put him in a bucket and I quarantined the guy
[00:33.60] It's the perfect plan
[00:36.25] The great, great, Great Salmon Scam
[00:42.29]
[00:46.64] I'd annoy fWhip, and line my pockets too
[00:49.81] I would make a trade
[00:51.53] I needed rocket fuel
[00:53.26] He wanted some salmon so I went and caught a ton
[00:56.45] Travelled to his home and so a deal could be done
[00:59.95] I showed him my haul
[01:01.20] He said that it sufficed
[01:03.16] He gave me the fuel
[01:04.60] They make the wings go fly, fly
[01:06.59] Then we flew off and put the salmon in a lake
[01:09.86] Little did he know that he had made a big mistake
[01:13.58] It's the perfect plan
[01:15.97] The great, great, Great Salmon Scam
[01:21.71]
[01:33.32] I had to tell my sea-bling that it was all on track
[01:36.62] So I went to see him in his empty shack
[01:40.07] Led him to the lake, then he said, ("Start the Hunt!")
[01:43.46] Let my axolotls loose so they could have some lunch
[01:46.34] fWhip got revenge, a final act of malice
[01:49.86] Flying monstrosities all around my palace
[01:53.31] A trail of airborne salmon from the scene of the crime
[01:56.36] The Cod War may continue for a long, long time
[02:00.58] An imperfect plan
[02:03.16] The Not-So-Great Salmon Scam
[02:06.75]