Twinkie Twinkie Little Star

He' in his PJ's
Giving BJ's
To the DJ's
Who play what he likes

He's burning bright
Shining in the night
He's a brand new sight
On the party scene

He's dropping trou
Almost body hour
He's a pretty flower
And he's in full bloom

Right off the farm
With a little charm
Setting off alarms
When he starts to talk

Twinkie twinkie little star
Popular in every bar
New in town
Getting around
Twinkie little star

His creamy thighs
Always get a rise
From all kinds of guys
He knows how to work it

But he'll stop and blink
When he has to pay
For another drink
'Cuz that's what he's good at

The silly lies
That he tells to guys
Come as no surprise
It's all part of the package

But it doesn't last
'Cause it gets old fast
At least he had a blast
'Til he landed in rehab

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Popular in every bar
New in town
Getting around
Twinkie little star

Read his t-shirt and grab a tissue
It says "cancel my subscription
I don't need your issues!"

Twinkie twinkie little star
Popular in every bar
New in town
Getting around
Twinkie little star
Twinkie little star