Half-Life
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โฑ๏ธ 2:55 duration
๐ ID: 9122269
๐ Lyrics
Good to meet you, cordial greetings (Hi!)
They call me Gordon Freeman
And up until this morning
I was an ordinary normal human
Eating and reading the ingredients on a box of cereals
Then heading off to the Office of Anomalous Materials
Realise I'm late so I'll have to catch you later
Gotta catch a train to Black Mesa's anti-mass chamber
Put on my hazmat in case the vat breaks 'cause that's dangerous
You'd have to evade the blast radius of a resonance cascade that's
The last stage of โ
Ah, ahh! It's . . . it's actually, it's actually happening
Th-this is not good! This is โ shit
Wake up in the chamber with a bad head
Everybody in the lab dead
I better had fled, this is dead rad
Get it? Dead rad, hit a headcrab
With a crowbar, I'm a lonestar
Yo, guard! Gotta go, but I'll owe you a postcard
Oh darn! Life is so hard, with no halves
Let alone half, like a diet with low carbs
But I like it so far
Life now has a worth and a purpose
Find out what on earth is occurring
Wipe out any vermin that's stirring
Fly now to the surface and hurrry
There's a person that's lurking, queer
Think I've seen him working here
Gee, man, I'm not really certain what he's observing
But I'm going to persevere, though I'm mere-
Ly an engineer, I'll end your career
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (Who?)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman
Damn, everybody's after me
Guess that's the way it has to be
From Black Ops to G-Man and all these dastardly
Bastard beings, masked marines
I'm blasting things with SPAS-12s
Then take a break to recharge my shield and grab health
Electric impulses convulse with the most violent sound
Sending houndeyes to the pound, firing rounds
Sliding round mines, if life has half a meaning, well I've found mine
Bouncing through the sky so high that I'm on cloud nine
Low gravity provides some downtime to hit the ground
I am bringing down giants as if they're fricking houseflies
Hitch a ride inside a monorail car
Swinging off a tentacle like ahhhhhhhh!
I get in the ring with anybody, man, who's on next?
I'll wreck you, trekking from the land of Xen to Lambda Complex
Hang on one sec, I think I've got the wrong specs
That baby looks gargantuan, these lenses can't be convex
Imagine the conception; that must have been some sex
Not to mention giving birth to it; how much can bums stretch?
But enough talk of proportions and awkward contortions
To pull the portal shut calls for the goriest abortion
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man (Who?)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man
They call me Gordon Freeman
And up until this morning
I was an ordinary normal human
Eating and reading the ingredients on a box of cereals
Then heading off to the Office of Anomalous Materials
Realise I'm late so I'll have to catch you later
Gotta catch a train to Black Mesa's anti-mass chamber
Put on my hazmat in case the vat breaks 'cause that's dangerous
You'd have to evade the blast radius of a resonance cascade that's
The last stage of โ
Ah, ahh! It's . . . it's actually, it's actually happening
Th-this is not good! This is โ shit
Wake up in the chamber with a bad head
Everybody in the lab dead
I better had fled, this is dead rad
Get it? Dead rad, hit a headcrab
With a crowbar, I'm a lonestar
Yo, guard! Gotta go, but I'll owe you a postcard
Oh darn! Life is so hard, with no halves
Let alone half, like a diet with low carbs
But I like it so far
Life now has a worth and a purpose
Find out what on earth is occurring
Wipe out any vermin that's stirring
Fly now to the surface and hurrry
There's a person that's lurking, queer
Think I've seen him working here
Gee, man, I'm not really certain what he's observing
But I'm going to persevere, though I'm mere-
Ly an engineer, I'll end your career
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (Who?)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman
Damn, everybody's after me
Guess that's the way it has to be
From Black Ops to G-Man and all these dastardly
Bastard beings, masked marines
I'm blasting things with SPAS-12s
Then take a break to recharge my shield and grab health
Electric impulses convulse with the most violent sound
Sending houndeyes to the pound, firing rounds
Sliding round mines, if life has half a meaning, well I've found mine
Bouncing through the sky so high that I'm on cloud nine
Low gravity provides some downtime to hit the ground
I am bringing down giants as if they're fricking houseflies
Hitch a ride inside a monorail car
Swinging off a tentacle like ahhhhhhhh!
I get in the ring with anybody, man, who's on next?
I'll wreck you, trekking from the land of Xen to Lambda Complex
Hang on one sec, I think I've got the wrong specs
That baby looks gargantuan, these lenses can't be convex
Imagine the conception; that must have been some sex
Not to mention giving birth to it; how much can bums stretch?
But enough talk of proportions and awkward contortions
To pull the portal shut calls for the goriest abortion
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man (Who?)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:11.95] Good to meet you, cordial greetings (Hi!)
[00:13.73] They call me Gordon Freeman
[00:15.35] And up until this morning
[00:16.94] I was an ordinary normal human
[00:18.10] Eating and reading the ingredients on a box of cereals
[00:21.46] Then heading off to the Office of Anomalous Materials
[00:24.37] Realise I'm late so I'll have to catch you later
[00:26.91] Gotta catch a train to Black Mesa's anti-mass chamber
[00:29.98] Put on my hazmat in case the vat breaks 'cause that's dangerous
[00:33.26] You'd have to evade the blast radius of a resonance cascade that's
[00:36.81] The last stage of โ
[00:37.93] Ah, ahh! It's . . . it's actually, it's actually happening
[00:40.62] Th-this is not good! This is โ shit
[00:43.07] Wake up in the chamber with a bad head
[00:45.09] Everybody in the lab dead
[00:46.79] I better had fled, this is dead rad
[00:47.99] Get it? Dead rad, hit a headcrab
[00:49.42] With a crowbar, I'm a lonestar
[00:51.23] Yo, guard! Gotta go, but I'll owe you a postcard
[00:53.08] Oh darn! Life is so hard, with no halves
[00:55.15] Let alone half, like a diet with low carbs
[00:57.54] But I like it so far
[00:58.60] Life now has a worth and a purpose
[01:00.29] Find out what on earth is occurring
[01:02.12] Wipe out any vermin that's stirring
[01:03.98] Fly now to the surface and hurrry
[01:05.15] There's a person that's lurking, queer
[01:06.62] Think I've seen him working here
[01:08.41] Gee, man, I'm not really certain what he's observing
[01:10.42] But I'm going to persevere, though I'm mere-
[01:12.89] Ly an engineer, I'll end your career
[01:14.87] G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
[01:17.55] F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (Who?)
[01:20.34] G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
[01:23.81] F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman
[01:26.45] Damn, everybody's after me
[01:28.20] Guess that's the way it has to be
[01:30.08] From Black Ops to G-Man and all these dastardly
[01:32.96] Bastard beings, masked marines
[01:34.58] I'm blasting things with SPAS-12s
[01:36.44] Then take a break to recharge my shield and grab health
[01:39.18] Electric impulses convulse with the most violent sound
[01:42.72] Sending houndeyes to the pound, firing rounds
[01:45.45] Sliding round mines, if life has half a meaning, well I've found mine
[01:48.96] Bouncing through the sky so high that I'm on cloud nine
[01:51.91] Low gravity provides some downtime to hit the ground
[01:55.25] I am bringing down giants as if they're fricking houseflies
[01:58.15] Hitch a ride inside a monorail car
[02:01.63] Swinging off a tentacle like ahhhhhhhh!
[02:04.48] I get in the ring with anybody, man, who's on next?
[02:07.14] I'll wreck you, trekking from the land of Xen to Lambda Complex
[02:10.09] Hang on one sec, I think I've got the wrong specs
[02:13.32] That baby looks gargantuan, these lenses can't be convex
[02:16.94] Imagine the conception; that must have been some sex
[02:19.88] Not to mention giving birth to it; how much can bums stretch?
[02:22.65] But enough talk of proportions and awkward contortions
[02:26.03] To pull the portal shut calls for the goriest abortion
[02:29.03] F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
[02:32.38] G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man (Who?)
[02:35.35] F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
[02:38.66] G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man
[02:41.37]
[00:13.73] They call me Gordon Freeman
[00:15.35] And up until this morning
[00:16.94] I was an ordinary normal human
[00:18.10] Eating and reading the ingredients on a box of cereals
[00:21.46] Then heading off to the Office of Anomalous Materials
[00:24.37] Realise I'm late so I'll have to catch you later
[00:26.91] Gotta catch a train to Black Mesa's anti-mass chamber
[00:29.98] Put on my hazmat in case the vat breaks 'cause that's dangerous
[00:33.26] You'd have to evade the blast radius of a resonance cascade that's
[00:36.81] The last stage of โ
[00:37.93] Ah, ahh! It's . . . it's actually, it's actually happening
[00:40.62] Th-this is not good! This is โ shit
[00:43.07] Wake up in the chamber with a bad head
[00:45.09] Everybody in the lab dead
[00:46.79] I better had fled, this is dead rad
[00:47.99] Get it? Dead rad, hit a headcrab
[00:49.42] With a crowbar, I'm a lonestar
[00:51.23] Yo, guard! Gotta go, but I'll owe you a postcard
[00:53.08] Oh darn! Life is so hard, with no halves
[00:55.15] Let alone half, like a diet with low carbs
[00:57.54] But I like it so far
[00:58.60] Life now has a worth and a purpose
[01:00.29] Find out what on earth is occurring
[01:02.12] Wipe out any vermin that's stirring
[01:03.98] Fly now to the surface and hurrry
[01:05.15] There's a person that's lurking, queer
[01:06.62] Think I've seen him working here
[01:08.41] Gee, man, I'm not really certain what he's observing
[01:10.42] But I'm going to persevere, though I'm mere-
[01:12.89] Ly an engineer, I'll end your career
[01:14.87] G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
[01:17.55] F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (Who?)
[01:20.34] G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
[01:23.81] F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman
[01:26.45] Damn, everybody's after me
[01:28.20] Guess that's the way it has to be
[01:30.08] From Black Ops to G-Man and all these dastardly
[01:32.96] Bastard beings, masked marines
[01:34.58] I'm blasting things with SPAS-12s
[01:36.44] Then take a break to recharge my shield and grab health
[01:39.18] Electric impulses convulse with the most violent sound
[01:42.72] Sending houndeyes to the pound, firing rounds
[01:45.45] Sliding round mines, if life has half a meaning, well I've found mine
[01:48.96] Bouncing through the sky so high that I'm on cloud nine
[01:51.91] Low gravity provides some downtime to hit the ground
[01:55.25] I am bringing down giants as if they're fricking houseflies
[01:58.15] Hitch a ride inside a monorail car
[02:01.63] Swinging off a tentacle like ahhhhhhhh!
[02:04.48] I get in the ring with anybody, man, who's on next?
[02:07.14] I'll wreck you, trekking from the land of Xen to Lambda Complex
[02:10.09] Hang on one sec, I think I've got the wrong specs
[02:13.32] That baby looks gargantuan, these lenses can't be convex
[02:16.94] Imagine the conception; that must have been some sex
[02:19.88] Not to mention giving birth to it; how much can bums stretch?
[02:22.65] But enough talk of proportions and awkward contortions
[02:26.03] To pull the portal shut calls for the goriest abortion
[02:29.03] F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
[02:32.38] G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man (Who?)
[02:35.35] F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
[02:38.66] G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man
[02:41.37]