The Illinois Enema Bandit (Live At Hordern Pavilion, Sydney/1976)
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The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose
I heard he's on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams
Of them college-educated women
Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up
They'd be all bound down
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news
Bloomington Illinois... he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around there
From farm to farm
Got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm
Searchin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Searchin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Searchin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
The Illinois Enema Bandit
Some day he's gonna pay
Some day he's gonna pay
The police will say, "You're under arrest!"
And the D.A. will have him for a special guest
The D.A. will order a secret test
Stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
Put out a call for the jury folks
And the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokes!"
They'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy...
Hot soapy water in the first degree!"
And then the bandit might say, "Why is everybody always pickin' on me?"
Well, did you cause this misery?
Well, did you cause this misery?
Well, did you cause this misery?
One girl shout: "Let the Bandit be!"
Well, are you guilty?
Bandit, tell me now what's your plea?
Another girl shout: "Let the fiend go free!"
Well, are you guilty?
Tell me Bandit, did you these deeds?
The Bandit say, "It must be just what they all needs..."
"It must be just what they all needs..."
"It must be just what they all needs..."
"It must be just what they all needs..."
I heard he's on the loose
I heard he's on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams
Of them college-educated women
Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up
They'd be all bound down
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news
Bloomington Illinois... he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around there
From farm to farm
Got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm
Searchin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Searchin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Searchin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
The Illinois Enema Bandit
Some day he's gonna pay
Some day he's gonna pay
The police will say, "You're under arrest!"
And the D.A. will have him for a special guest
The D.A. will order a secret test
Stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
Put out a call for the jury folks
And the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokes!"
They'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy...
Hot soapy water in the first degree!"
And then the bandit might say, "Why is everybody always pickin' on me?"
Well, did you cause this misery?
Well, did you cause this misery?
Well, did you cause this misery?
One girl shout: "Let the Bandit be!"
Well, are you guilty?
Bandit, tell me now what's your plea?
Another girl shout: "Let the fiend go free!"
Well, are you guilty?
Tell me Bandit, did you these deeds?
The Bandit say, "It must be just what they all needs..."
"It must be just what they all needs..."
"It must be just what they all needs..."
"It must be just what they all needs..."
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[03:31.53] The Illinois Enema Bandit
[03:35.58] I heard he's on the loose
[03:39.34] I heard he's on the loose
[03:45.08] Lord, the pitiful screams
[03:48.06] Of them college-educated women
[03:50.44] Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up
[03:53.08] They'd be all bound down
[03:55.07] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
[03:58.36] The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
[04:04.26] The Illinois Enema Bandit
[04:07.66] I heard it on the news
[04:11.76] I heard it on the news
[04:17.77] Bloomington Illinois... he has caused some alarm
[04:23.03] Just sneakin' around there
[04:25.29] From farm to farm
[04:28.03] Got a rubberized bag
[04:29.95] And a hose on his arm
[04:32.34] Searchin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[04:34.39] That he just might wanna pump
[04:37.54] Searchin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[04:39.32] That he just might wanna pump
[04:42.45] Searchin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[04:44.00] That he just might wanna pump
[04:52.41]
[06:48.88] The Illinois Enema Bandit
[06:53.18] Some day he's gonna pay
[06:56.43] Some day he's gonna pay
[07:03.34] The police will say, "You're under arrest!"
[07:08.63] And the D.A. will have him for a special guest
[07:13.31] The D.A. will order a secret test
[07:18.30] Stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
[07:23.32] Put out a call for the jury folks
[07:28.13] And the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokes!"
[07:33.38] They'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
[07:37.25] Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy...
[07:43.22] Hot soapy water in the first degree!"
[07:48.12] And then the bandit might say, "Why is everybody always pickin' on me?"
[07:51.99] Well, did you cause this misery?
[07:56.70] Well, did you cause this misery?
[08:01.20] Well, did you cause this misery?
[08:07.03] One girl shout: "Let the Bandit be!"
[08:11.56] Well, are you guilty?
[08:13.46] Bandit, tell me now what's your plea?
[08:17.39] Another girl shout: "Let the fiend go free!"
[08:21.32] Well, are you guilty?
[08:23.28] Tell me Bandit, did you these deeds?
[08:25.79] The Bandit say, "It must be just what they all needs..."
[08:31.96] "It must be just what they all needs..."
[08:36.83] "It must be just what they all needs..."
[08:42.04] "It must be just what they all needs..."
[08:46.05]
[03:35.58] I heard he's on the loose
[03:39.34] I heard he's on the loose
[03:45.08] Lord, the pitiful screams
[03:48.06] Of them college-educated women
[03:50.44] Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up
[03:53.08] They'd be all bound down
[03:55.07] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
[03:58.36] The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
[04:04.26] The Illinois Enema Bandit
[04:07.66] I heard it on the news
[04:11.76] I heard it on the news
[04:17.77] Bloomington Illinois... he has caused some alarm
[04:23.03] Just sneakin' around there
[04:25.29] From farm to farm
[04:28.03] Got a rubberized bag
[04:29.95] And a hose on his arm
[04:32.34] Searchin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[04:34.39] That he just might wanna pump
[04:37.54] Searchin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[04:39.32] That he just might wanna pump
[04:42.45] Searchin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[04:44.00] That he just might wanna pump
[04:52.41]
[06:48.88] The Illinois Enema Bandit
[06:53.18] Some day he's gonna pay
[06:56.43] Some day he's gonna pay
[07:03.34] The police will say, "You're under arrest!"
[07:08.63] And the D.A. will have him for a special guest
[07:13.31] The D.A. will order a secret test
[07:18.30] Stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
[07:23.32] Put out a call for the jury folks
[07:28.13] And the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokes!"
[07:33.38] They'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
[07:37.25] Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy...
[07:43.22] Hot soapy water in the first degree!"
[07:48.12] And then the bandit might say, "Why is everybody always pickin' on me?"
[07:51.99] Well, did you cause this misery?
[07:56.70] Well, did you cause this misery?
[08:01.20] Well, did you cause this misery?
[08:07.03] One girl shout: "Let the Bandit be!"
[08:11.56] Well, are you guilty?
[08:13.46] Bandit, tell me now what's your plea?
[08:17.39] Another girl shout: "Let the fiend go free!"
[08:21.32] Well, are you guilty?
[08:23.28] Tell me Bandit, did you these deeds?
[08:25.79] The Bandit say, "It must be just what they all needs..."
[08:31.96] "It must be just what they all needs..."
[08:36.83] "It must be just what they all needs..."
[08:42.04] "It must be just what they all needs..."
[08:46.05]