The Illinois Enema Bandit (Live At The Palladium - 10/31/81 - Show 2)
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The Illinois enema bandit
I heard he's on the loose
I heard he's on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams
Of all them college-educated women
He'd just be tyin' 'em up
They'd be all bound down
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois enema bandit juice
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news
Bloomington Illinois, he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around there
From farm to farm
Got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
The Illinois enema bandit
One day he'll have to pay
Some day he'll have to pay
The police will say, "You're under arrest"
And then the judge would have him for a special guest
And then the D.A. will order a secret test
Stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
And then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
And then the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokes"
They'll drag in the bandit for all to see
Sayin', "Don't nobody have no sympathy
Hot soapy water in the third degree"
And the Bandit might say
Did you cause, what is it Ray, this misery?
You see a good one out there?
Well, did you cause this misery?
Well, did you cause this misery?
Oh, one girl shout, "Let the bandit be"
Bandit, are you guilty?
Tell me, did you do these deeds?
Another girl shout, "Woa, let the fiend go free"
Bandit, are you guilty?
Tell me, did you do these deeds?
You know what he said?
"It must be just what they all need"
"Well, it must be just what they all need"
"It must be just what they all need", I believe that
"It must be just what they all need"
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
Well, he just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
The Illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
The Illinois enema bandit juice
The Illinois
Illinois
Ain't talkin' 'bout Fontana
Ain't talkin' to Po-headed Bobby
Talkin' 'bout the Illinois
Illinois
Enema bandit
Juice, yeah
I heard he's on the loose
I heard he's on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams
Of all them college-educated women
He'd just be tyin' 'em up
They'd be all bound down
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois enema bandit juice
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news
Bloomington Illinois, he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around there
From farm to farm
Got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
The Illinois enema bandit
One day he'll have to pay
Some day he'll have to pay
The police will say, "You're under arrest"
And then the judge would have him for a special guest
And then the D.A. will order a secret test
Stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
And then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
And then the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokes"
They'll drag in the bandit for all to see
Sayin', "Don't nobody have no sympathy
Hot soapy water in the third degree"
And the Bandit might say
Did you cause, what is it Ray, this misery?
You see a good one out there?
Well, did you cause this misery?
Well, did you cause this misery?
Oh, one girl shout, "Let the bandit be"
Bandit, are you guilty?
Tell me, did you do these deeds?
Another girl shout, "Woa, let the fiend go free"
Bandit, are you guilty?
Tell me, did you do these deeds?
You know what he said?
"It must be just what they all need"
"Well, it must be just what they all need"
"It must be just what they all need", I believe that
"It must be just what they all need"
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
Well, he just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
The Illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
The Illinois enema bandit juice
The Illinois
Illinois
Ain't talkin' 'bout Fontana
Ain't talkin' to Po-headed Bobby
Talkin' 'bout the Illinois
Illinois
Enema bandit
Juice, yeah
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:13.12] The Illinois enema bandit
[00:18.19] I heard he's on the loose
[00:23.14] I heard he's on the loose
[00:28.75]
[00:31.35] Lord, the pitiful screams
[00:34.45] Of all them college-educated women
[00:37.79] He'd just be tyin' 'em up
[00:41.34] They'd be all bound down
[00:44.52] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
[00:48.15] The Illinois enema bandit juice
[00:51.20] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
[00:54.79] The Illinois enema bandit juice
[00:57.98] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
[01:01.42] The Illinois enema bandit juice
[01:04.84] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
[01:08.03] The Illinois enema bandit juice
[01:12.01] The Illinois Enema Bandit
[01:17.19] I heard it on the news
[01:22.11] I heard it on the news
[01:27.59]
[01:31.13] Bloomington Illinois, he has caused some alarm
[01:38.47] Just sneakin' around there
[01:41.55] From farm to farm
[01:45.03] Got a rubberized bag
[01:48.12] And a hose on his arm
[01:51.48] Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[01:54.20] That he just might wanna pump
[01:58.60] Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[02:00.93] That he just might wanna pump
[02:05.37] Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[02:07.76] That he just might wanna pump
[02:16.73]
[05:44.50] The Illinois enema bandit
[05:49.32] One day he'll have to pay
[05:54.29] Some day he'll have to pay
[05:59.77]
[06:03.88] The police will say, "You're under arrest"
[06:10.36] And then the judge would have him for a special guest
[06:16.93] And then the D.A. will order a secret test
[06:23.64] Stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
[06:30.64] And then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
[06:37.27] And then the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokes"
[06:44.25] They'll drag in the bandit for all to see
[06:49.79] Sayin', "Don't nobody have no sympathy
[06:57.98] Hot soapy water in the third degree"
[07:04.43] And the Bandit might say
[07:06.69]
[07:10.07] Did you cause, what is it Ray, this misery?
[07:14.61] You see a good one out there?
[07:16.37] Well, did you cause this misery?
[07:23.09] Well, did you cause this misery?
[07:30.52] Oh, one girl shout, "Let the bandit be"
[07:36.77] Bandit, are you guilty?
[07:39.61] Tell me, did you do these deeds?
[07:44.06] Another girl shout, "Woa, let the fiend go free"
[07:49.74] Bandit, are you guilty?
[07:52.65] Tell me, did you do these deeds?
[07:55.37] You know what he said?
[07:57.17] "It must be just what they all need"
[08:03.14] "Well, it must be just what they all need"
[08:10.27] "It must be just what they all need", I believe that
[08:16.98] "It must be just what they all need"
[08:22.68] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
[08:28.44] Well, he just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
[08:35.94] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
[08:39.99] The Illinois enema bandit juice
[08:42.86] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
[08:46.53] The Illinois enema bandit juice
[08:49.87] The Illinois
[08:57.12] Illinois
[09:03.06] Ain't talkin' 'bout Fontana
[09:04.90] Ain't talkin' to Po-headed Bobby
[09:07.18] Talkin' 'bout the Illinois
[09:09.24] Illinois
[09:11.86] Enema bandit
[09:15.66] Juice, yeah
[09:21.12]
[00:18.19] I heard he's on the loose
[00:23.14] I heard he's on the loose
[00:28.75]
[00:31.35] Lord, the pitiful screams
[00:34.45] Of all them college-educated women
[00:37.79] He'd just be tyin' 'em up
[00:41.34] They'd be all bound down
[00:44.52] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
[00:48.15] The Illinois enema bandit juice
[00:51.20] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
[00:54.79] The Illinois enema bandit juice
[00:57.98] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
[01:01.42] The Illinois enema bandit juice
[01:04.84] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
[01:08.03] The Illinois enema bandit juice
[01:12.01] The Illinois Enema Bandit
[01:17.19] I heard it on the news
[01:22.11] I heard it on the news
[01:27.59]
[01:31.13] Bloomington Illinois, he has caused some alarm
[01:38.47] Just sneakin' around there
[01:41.55] From farm to farm
[01:45.03] Got a rubberized bag
[01:48.12] And a hose on his arm
[01:51.48] Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[01:54.20] That he just might wanna pump
[01:58.60] Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[02:00.93] That he just might wanna pump
[02:05.37] Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[02:07.76] That he just might wanna pump
[02:16.73]
[05:44.50] The Illinois enema bandit
[05:49.32] One day he'll have to pay
[05:54.29] Some day he'll have to pay
[05:59.77]
[06:03.88] The police will say, "You're under arrest"
[06:10.36] And then the judge would have him for a special guest
[06:16.93] And then the D.A. will order a secret test
[06:23.64] Stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
[06:30.64] And then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
[06:37.27] And then the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokes"
[06:44.25] They'll drag in the bandit for all to see
[06:49.79] Sayin', "Don't nobody have no sympathy
[06:57.98] Hot soapy water in the third degree"
[07:04.43] And the Bandit might say
[07:06.69]
[07:10.07] Did you cause, what is it Ray, this misery?
[07:14.61] You see a good one out there?
[07:16.37] Well, did you cause this misery?
[07:23.09] Well, did you cause this misery?
[07:30.52] Oh, one girl shout, "Let the bandit be"
[07:36.77] Bandit, are you guilty?
[07:39.61] Tell me, did you do these deeds?
[07:44.06] Another girl shout, "Woa, let the fiend go free"
[07:49.74] Bandit, are you guilty?
[07:52.65] Tell me, did you do these deeds?
[07:55.37] You know what he said?
[07:57.17] "It must be just what they all need"
[08:03.14] "Well, it must be just what they all need"
[08:10.27] "It must be just what they all need", I believe that
[08:16.98] "It must be just what they all need"
[08:22.68] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
[08:28.44] Well, he just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
[08:35.94] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
[08:39.99] The Illinois enema bandit juice
[08:42.86] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla (it must be just what they all need)
[08:46.53] The Illinois enema bandit juice
[08:49.87] The Illinois
[08:57.12] Illinois
[09:03.06] Ain't talkin' 'bout Fontana
[09:04.90] Ain't talkin' to Po-headed Bobby
[09:07.18] Talkin' 'bout the Illinois
[09:09.24] Illinois
[09:11.86] Enema bandit
[09:15.66] Juice, yeah
[09:21.12]