Shop Vac (Live 2014)
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โฑ๏ธ 3:26 duration
๐ ID: 9142896
๐ Lyrics
Hello Dallas
My name is Jonathan Coulton
It's nice to see you
Took the freeway out of town
We found a place to settle down
Got a driveway and a swingset and a dog
You got your very own bathroom
I got my very own workshop in the basement
We sit around staring at the wall-to-wall
Take field trips to our favorite mall
Waiting for the day when all the kids grow up and leave us here
If you need me
I'll be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call, but I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
But you'll be okay
You'll be upstairs with the TV
You can cry and I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
We hung a flag above the door
Checked out the gourmet grocery store
I got a mower I can ride around the yard
But we haven't got real friends
And now even the fake ones have stopped calling
Maybe if you forget to hide the keys
Take a ride to Applebee's
Come home drunk on daiquiris and throw up on the neighbor's lawn
If you need me
I'll be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call, but I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
But you'll be okay
You'll be upstairs with the TV
You can cry and I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
I like the Starbucks here that's better than the other one
'Cause the other one's not as good
They really need to put a light there, 'cause it's hard to turn
It's hard to make a left turn
When it's time to go to bed
I'm still awake inside my head
I'm floating up above the house and looking down
I guess I gotta go back there
I guess there never was any other answer
And as the freeway hums, the cars go by
The headlights roll across the sky
Many miles away and I can see them speeding through the dark
If you need me
Be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call, but I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
But you'll be okay
You'll be upstairs with the TV
You can cry and I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
My name is Jonathan Coulton
It's nice to see you
Took the freeway out of town
We found a place to settle down
Got a driveway and a swingset and a dog
You got your very own bathroom
I got my very own workshop in the basement
We sit around staring at the wall-to-wall
Take field trips to our favorite mall
Waiting for the day when all the kids grow up and leave us here
If you need me
I'll be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call, but I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
But you'll be okay
You'll be upstairs with the TV
You can cry and I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
We hung a flag above the door
Checked out the gourmet grocery store
I got a mower I can ride around the yard
But we haven't got real friends
And now even the fake ones have stopped calling
Maybe if you forget to hide the keys
Take a ride to Applebee's
Come home drunk on daiquiris and throw up on the neighbor's lawn
If you need me
I'll be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call, but I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
But you'll be okay
You'll be upstairs with the TV
You can cry and I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
I like the Starbucks here that's better than the other one
'Cause the other one's not as good
They really need to put a light there, 'cause it's hard to turn
It's hard to make a left turn
When it's time to go to bed
I'm still awake inside my head
I'm floating up above the house and looking down
I guess I gotta go back there
I guess there never was any other answer
And as the freeway hums, the cars go by
The headlights roll across the sky
Many miles away and I can see them speeding through the dark
If you need me
Be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call, but I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
But you'll be okay
You'll be upstairs with the TV
You can cry and I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.08] Hello Dallas
[00:00.60] My name is Jonathan Coulton
[00:04.45] It's nice to see you
[00:13.45] Took the freeway out of town
[00:16.15] We found a place to settle down
[00:19.55] Got a driveway and a swingset and a dog
[00:23.98] You got your very own bathroom
[00:26.82] I got my very own workshop in the basement
[00:30.22] We sit around staring at the wall-to-wall
[00:34.03] Take field trips to our favorite mall
[00:37.78] Waiting for the day when all the kids grow up and leave us here
[00:43.13] If you need me
[00:44.50] I'll be downstairs
[00:46.12] With the shop vac
[00:47.43] You can call, but I probably won't hear you
[00:50.48] Because it's loud with the shop vac on
[00:54.97] But you'll be okay
[00:56.85] You'll be upstairs with the TV
[00:59.59] You can cry and I probably won't hear you
[01:02.43] Because it's loud with the shop vac on
[01:07.77] We hung a flag above the door
[01:10.56] Checked out the gourmet grocery store
[01:13.55] I got a mower I can ride around the yard
[01:18.33] But we haven't got real friends
[01:21.55] And now even the fake ones have stopped calling
[01:24.74] Maybe if you forget to hide the keys
[01:28.20] Take a ride to Applebee's
[01:31.66] Come home drunk on daiquiris and throw up on the neighbor's lawn
[01:37.17] If you need me
[01:38.41] I'll be downstairs
[01:40.18] With the shop vac
[01:41.55] You can call, but I probably won't hear you
[01:44.41] Because it's loud with the shop vac on
[01:49.03] But you'll be okay
[01:50.61] You'll be upstairs with the TV
[01:53.47] You can cry and I probably won't hear you
[01:56.29] Because it's loud with the shop vac on
[02:01.49] I like the Starbucks here that's better than the other one
[02:05.59] 'Cause the other one's not as good
[02:07.52] They really need to put a light there, 'cause it's hard to turn
[02:11.33] It's hard to make a left turn
[02:25.18] When it's time to go to bed
[02:28.16] I'm still awake inside my head
[02:30.84] I'm floating up above the house and looking down
[02:35.50] I guess I gotta go back there
[02:38.30] I guess there never was any other answer
[02:41.82] And as the freeway hums, the cars go by
[02:45.28] The headlights roll across the sky
[02:48.45] Many miles away and I can see them speeding through the dark
[02:54.12] If you need me
[02:55.41] Be downstairs
[02:57.02] With the shop vac
[02:58.59] You can call, but I probably won't hear you
[03:01.17] Because it's loud with the shop vac on
[03:05.95] But you'll be okay
[03:07.54] You'll be upstairs with the TV
[03:10.31] You can cry and I probably won't hear you
[03:13.05] Because it's loud with the shop vac on
[03:17.20]
[00:00.60] My name is Jonathan Coulton
[00:04.45] It's nice to see you
[00:13.45] Took the freeway out of town
[00:16.15] We found a place to settle down
[00:19.55] Got a driveway and a swingset and a dog
[00:23.98] You got your very own bathroom
[00:26.82] I got my very own workshop in the basement
[00:30.22] We sit around staring at the wall-to-wall
[00:34.03] Take field trips to our favorite mall
[00:37.78] Waiting for the day when all the kids grow up and leave us here
[00:43.13] If you need me
[00:44.50] I'll be downstairs
[00:46.12] With the shop vac
[00:47.43] You can call, but I probably won't hear you
[00:50.48] Because it's loud with the shop vac on
[00:54.97] But you'll be okay
[00:56.85] You'll be upstairs with the TV
[00:59.59] You can cry and I probably won't hear you
[01:02.43] Because it's loud with the shop vac on
[01:07.77] We hung a flag above the door
[01:10.56] Checked out the gourmet grocery store
[01:13.55] I got a mower I can ride around the yard
[01:18.33] But we haven't got real friends
[01:21.55] And now even the fake ones have stopped calling
[01:24.74] Maybe if you forget to hide the keys
[01:28.20] Take a ride to Applebee's
[01:31.66] Come home drunk on daiquiris and throw up on the neighbor's lawn
[01:37.17] If you need me
[01:38.41] I'll be downstairs
[01:40.18] With the shop vac
[01:41.55] You can call, but I probably won't hear you
[01:44.41] Because it's loud with the shop vac on
[01:49.03] But you'll be okay
[01:50.61] You'll be upstairs with the TV
[01:53.47] You can cry and I probably won't hear you
[01:56.29] Because it's loud with the shop vac on
[02:01.49] I like the Starbucks here that's better than the other one
[02:05.59] 'Cause the other one's not as good
[02:07.52] They really need to put a light there, 'cause it's hard to turn
[02:11.33] It's hard to make a left turn
[02:25.18] When it's time to go to bed
[02:28.16] I'm still awake inside my head
[02:30.84] I'm floating up above the house and looking down
[02:35.50] I guess I gotta go back there
[02:38.30] I guess there never was any other answer
[02:41.82] And as the freeway hums, the cars go by
[02:45.28] The headlights roll across the sky
[02:48.45] Many miles away and I can see them speeding through the dark
[02:54.12] If you need me
[02:55.41] Be downstairs
[02:57.02] With the shop vac
[02:58.59] You can call, but I probably won't hear you
[03:01.17] Because it's loud with the shop vac on
[03:05.95] But you'll be okay
[03:07.54] You'll be upstairs with the TV
[03:10.31] You can cry and I probably won't hear you
[03:13.05] Because it's loud with the shop vac on
[03:17.20]