Mainframe

I'm standing in your server room
'Cos I got kicked while playing Doom
The lights are dim but I can see
Your hardware is so quality
I need to apply the patch
So I can get back in the match
But something's caught my eye
A mainframe reaching to the sky

You've got a good looking mainframe
I like the size of your mainframe
I have a query for your mainframe
Can I make an input output request
You've got a good looking mainframe
I like the size of your mainframe
I have a query for your mainframe
Can I make an input output request

You've got a good looking mainframe
I like the size of your mainframe
I have a query for your mainframe
Can I make an input output request
You've got a good looking mainframe
I like the size of your mainframe
I have a query for your mainframe
Can I make an input output request

It's standing there so shiny
Will you accept my query
Need to prove this theory
Anticipation's killing me
If you could just calculate
What is the optimal rate
I know you'll pass the test
Your monolithic mainframe is the best

You've got a good looking mainframe
I like the size of your mainframe
I have a query for your mainframe
Can I make an input output request
You've got a good looking mainframe
I like the size of your mainframe
I have a query for your mainframe
Can I make an input output request