Cod Liver Oil and Orange Juice

Oot o' the East there came a hard man
Oh oh, a' the way frae Brigton
ch haw, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
He went intae a pub, an' he cam oot paralytic
Oh oh, VP an' cider
ch haw, what a helluva mixture
Does this bus go tae the Dennistoun Palais
I'm looking for a lumber
ch haw, glory hallelujah
In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary
Oh oh, the floo'er o' the Gorbals
ch haw, glory hallelujah
Oh noo Mary, are ye dancin'
Naw, naw, it's jist the way ah'm stannin'
ch haw, glory hallelujah
Oh Mary, yer wan in a million
Oh oh, so's yer chances
ch haw, glory hallelujah
Well then Mary, can ah run ye hame
Oh oh, ah've got a pair o' sandshoes
ch haw, yer helluva funny
(Never say die ... sways aboot nonchalantly
Picks his nails wi' his bayonet
cnd hew knocks it off!)
Doon through the back close an' intae the dunny
It wasnae for the first time
ch haw, glory hallelujah
Then oot cam her mammy, she's goin' tae the cludgie
Oh oh, ah buggered off sharpish
ch haw, glory hallelujah
Hairy Mary looking for her hard man
Oh oh, he's jined the Foreign Legion
ch haw, Sahara an' ra camels
Then Hairy Mary had a little baby
Oh oh, its faither's in the crmy
ch haw, glory hallelujah ...