A Regular Guy

[00:35.59] I don't feel a thing when I see a nude Pamela Lee
[00:40.14] A whopper meal with cheese ain't my cup of tea
[00:45.69] I'm a sensitive person, please be gentle with me
[00:51.97] 'Cos I believe everything you say and take it seriously
[00:58.38] I wanna be a regular guy
[01:01.98] Watch football and drink beer 'til I die
[01:07.40] Instead I read Kafka and write poems that make me cry
[01:13.84] God, let me be a regular guy
[01:20.17] Remember when you were Gene Simmons, I pretended I was Voltaire
[01:24.76] Now I hold a professorship while you scratch your pubic-hair
[01:30.16] You can spend a day just watching your sweetheart get a perm
[01:36.41] I rack my brain over: which came first? The intestine or the tapeworm?
[01:44.74] I wanna be a regular guy
[01:48.32] Dig Quentin Tarantino films or maybe wear a tie
[01:53.77] Instead I read Nietzsche and get a philosophic high
[02:01.01] Please, let me be a regular guy
[02:30.15] Fifteen years old and God was James Joyce
[02:34.78] Studied to become an opera-singer, but I always lost my voice
[02:39.23] My best friend was my asthma-medicine
[02:44.79] I was quoting Ulysses when you saw Led Zeppelin
[02:55.65] I wanna be a regular guy
[03:00.26] Watch football and drink beer 'til I die
[03:06.61] Instead I read Kafka and write poems that make me cry
[03:12.08] God, let me be a regular guy
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