Stat. Rap.

i was fifteen going on fourteen and a half
he was twenty-five pushing thirty
he was a lawyer
but i wasn't so dumb myself
i had a B+ in math

he was in the park
walking his golden retriever
i was eating a big mac
i went to the nearest public toilet to piss
he followed me

yes we're in love
i turned twenty-two yesterday
and we live together now
though it was hard
his parents love me as a son
and they helped put me through college
no i don't know where this is going
and for now that's alright
all that i can hope
is that we'll be together
till the day i die

i was fifteen going on fourteen and a half
he was twenty-five pushing thirty
and all that i can hope
is that we'll be together
till the day i die
till the day i die
till the day i die