Tearjerker

[00:00.12] You are such a jerk
[00:05.79] You are a tearjerker
[00:11.47] You don't need a girlfriend
[00:16.85] You need a social worker
[00:22.84] She's waiting at the airport
[00:29.01] You're in your hotel room
[00:34.05] With someone who doesn't know you
[00:40.60] Everybody always knew
[00:46.68] The game that you were playing
[00:53.26] You were fooling no one
[00:58.48] So we're glad that you are paying
[01:04.34] But still, she's gonna cry
[01:10.58] Yes, still, it's gonna hurt her
[01:16.82] But you are a tearjerker
[01:23.45] You're such a jerk, yeah
[01:29.56] A tearjerker
[01:36.71] You're such a jerk, yeah
[01:42.15] These surfaces are shining
[01:48.15] Anything wipes off them
[01:54.33] These surfaces are hard
[02:00.98] Nothing seems to mark them
[02:06.74] Breakfast ends at 10 a.m.
[02:12.59] Do you think we could be through by then?
[02:18.72] 'Cause breakfast is inclusive
[02:25.54] Do you think I'm stupid?
[02:32.58] I'm stupid
[02:39.15] I'm stupid
[02:45.03] You are such a jerk
[02:51.13] You are a tearjerker
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