Royale With Cheese

Want some bacon?
No, man, I don't eat pork
Are you Jewish?
No, I ain't Jewish I just don't dig on swine, that's all
Why not?
Pigs are filthy animals, I don't eat filthy animals

Yeah, but bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but
I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers
Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal
I ain't eatin' nothin' that ain't got
Sense enough to disregard its own feces

How 'bout the dog? Dog eats its own feces
I don't eat dog either
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it definitely dirty
But dogs got personality, personality goes a long way

Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality
He would cease to be a filthy animal, is that true?
Well, we have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' mothafuckin' pig
I mean, he have to be ten times more charmin' than
That Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?