T.V. Man (Edit)

Wake up, switch on
I eat my breakfast and the picture goes wrong
Give it a slap, give it a jog
I better hurry or I'll miss the epilogue

Ride high without a saddle
Down the rapids in a boat without a paddle
I am the scourge of the high sea
Just you watch you running when they hear about me

1, 2, 3 Hail TV
Watching Dirty Harry made a man of me
Here I stand TV Man
I got all the angels eating out of my hand

I got good, bad and ugly traits
But even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes

Knock knock
There's someone at the door
I can't imagine
i can't imagine
I can't imagine what they come around here for

Could be the rent or HP
Whatever it is, they're gonna BEP
Well I got no money
Nothing to borrow
Just you go away now
Don't go back tomorrow