Disney Princess

[00:05.40] I wish I could be a Disney princess
[00:07.87] So I could marry a homeless Arabian man
[00:13.08] Ah
[00:14.71] I wish I could be a Disney princess
[00:17.97] So I could have furniture as my only friends
[00:22.50] Ah
[00:25.55] And I wish I could be a Disney princess
[00:28.04] So I could fight the Mongolian army
[00:32.35] And be a man
[00:35.77] I wish I could be a Disney princess
[00:38.08] So I could live with seven tiny men
[00:41.74] Ah
[00:45.97] If I were a Disney princess
[00:48.67] I would have everything at my fingertips
[00:52.38] I could be Native American
[00:56.03] If I were a Disney princess
[00:58.53] I could cry life-saving tears
[01:02.28] I could resurrect dead men with my tears
[01:06.26] Jasmine, I wanna be you
[01:08.42] Cinderella, I wanna be you
[01:11.07] I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you were a slave
[01:15.52] Moana, I wanna be you
[01:18.87] Ariel, I wanna be you so I could hang out with giant sassy drag queen squids
[01:27.80] Ah
[01:30.77] And I wish I could be a Disney princess
[01:33.03] So I could marry some guy who kisses me as I sleep
[01:37.46] What a dream
[01:38.66] Oh yeah
[01:39.91] I wish I could be a Disney princess
[01:42.19] So I could be afraid of making ice
[01:45.43] 'Cause I don't wanna kill my sister
[01:48.82] Alex, do you wanna build a snowman?
[01:51.47] No, I wanna high-five the ocean
[01:52.92] Okay!
[01:53.83] I wish I could be a Disney princess
[01:55.84] So I could have a man climb up my head
[02:00.03] Oh yeah, this feels awesome
[02:02.89] I wish I could be a Disney princess
[02:05.19] So I could have horse-mice
[02:09.09] I really want horse-mice
[02:11.97] If I were a Disney princess
[02:14.47] I would have everything at my fingertips
[02:17.53] I could be African American
[02:20.55] Once!
[02:21.24] If I were a Disney princess
[02:23.52] I could go on psychedelic trips
[02:27.57] Making tapestries with bears
[02:30.18] Aurora, I wanna be you
[02:32.60] Snow White, I wanna be you
[02:34.84] I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you were poisoned
[02:38.80] No
[02:39.67] Belle, I wanna be you
[02:42.16] Mulan, I wanna be you so that I could have a sassy dragon
[02:47.47] I want a sassy dragon
[02:53.37] I wanna be a Disney princess
[02:55.23] And if I were, I'd take no recess
[02:57.70] To spread the warmth and love is the best
[03:00.73] Way to live your life
[03:04.00] I'd be a handsome man's wife
[03:07.72] And we'd kiss and we'd kiss and we'd kiss
[03:17.63] I wish I could be a Disney princess
[03:20.74] So I could marry a homeless Arabian man
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