Things Got Silly (Eating Chili at a Gay Bar)

(Things got silly eating chili in a gay bar)
(Things got silly eating chili in a gay bar)

I heard there was a chili competition in a gay bar
Uptown and I found that I should be around
A place where hot steamy hunky beefy meet
What abound
Yeah, I like the sound of that
But I am talking about the chili
Not the sexy sexy men that are everywhere
Dancing around without a care
Oh I think I'm gonna need a drink
Because of all of this chili

(Things got silly eating chili in a gay bar)

Everyone is wearing super cute cowboy boots
And saying
"Hi", "Hey" and "Hello there"
Shaking their cute patoots
It's getting hotter and hotter and hotter
And I'm starting to lose control
I'm having so much fun in this gay bar
I love this
I mean I love all this chili

Things got silly eating chili in a gay bar
Things got silly eating chili in a gay bar

The atmosphere is perfect
The people are all having fun
And while they are dancing and prancing I'm glancing
And while they are moving and grooving I'm swooning
And while they are heating up
I am eating up
Everything
All this chili
All this chili
I'm not gay but I sure wish one of this men
Would kiss me
There's so much spice on my lips
I need a man's kiss to remove it
Cause the only way I can get it off is with a man

(Oh-Ah Oh-Oh Oh-Oh Oh-Oh Oh-Oh Oh-Oh)
(Oh-Oh-Oh Oh-Oh-Oh)
(Oh-Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha Ha-Ha-Ha Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha Ha-Ha)
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Gaga, ooh ah-ha
Gaga, ooh la-la
Want your bad romance
(Ha Ha-Ha Hu-Ha Hu-Ha-Ha Wha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaa)

Things got silly eating chili in a gay bar
Things got silly eating chili in a gay bar
Thing got silly eating chili eating chili at a gay bar