DMV

[00:16.22] I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it "D-M-V"
[00:19.94] Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
[00:23.90] Stood there and I've waited, and choked back the urge to scream
[00:27.78] And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee
[00:31.47] Call it pointless
[00:47.82] When I need relief, I spell it "T-H-C"
[00:51.03] Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
[00:54.82] I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
[00:59.01] As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy
[01:02.79] Call it pointless
[01:08.31] Pointless
[01:42.33] Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
[01:46.27] There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
[01:50.75] Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
[01:54.22] Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs, and trips to DMV
[01:58.22] Call it pointless
[02:01.28] Pointless
[02:38.09] I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it "D-M-V"
[02:41.61] Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
[02:45.33] I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
[02:49.56] And if I had my druthers, I'd screw that chimpanzee
[02:52.86] Call it pointless
[02:56.39] Pointless
[02:58.12] Pointless
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