Vassillios

Vassillios, neck beard
straight from the gutter
shaped like a cow
and milked like an udder

you know he's a freak 'cause he looks with his mother
Vassillios deadweight fish motherfucker

Vassillios, straight from the gutter
Vassillios, we love you like a brother
Vassillios, straight from the gutter
Vassillios, we love you like a ...

Vassillios, sweet cheeks
we love you like a brother
jolly old friend spreading mirth like no other.
A kind and simple beast, Vassillios, when I shudder.
To think it was you who left Candy in the gutter.

Swiftly sneaking
Vassillios is sleeping like a baby
Overzealous the bees are getting jealous
Vassillios, maybe

on the down low
underneath your hedgerow
something is startling

for farthing, darling
nothing more is marveling
Vassillios, maybe